Post by The Ace on Apr 24, 2011 10:43:19 GMT -5
Robert Hayes: Introducing first... from Birmingham, England... weighing in at 246 lbs... THE ACE!!!
The arena lights dim as the opening guitar wails like an air raid siren as the drums kick in. The titantron shows the silhouette of Kathleen Conway with her hair blowing across her face and holding a playing card between the forefingers of her right hand, she flips it over in her fingers to reveal the Ace Of Spades, the symbol grows out of the card and gets larger until it envelops the screen. Huge flame pyros explode either side of the ramp bathing the arena in a alternating red and blue light as cards begin to fall from the rafters. The lyrics to 'Revolution Roulette' by Poets of begin as The Ace slowly rises out of the centre of the stage with his back to the audience. The circular platform is decorated as a roulette wheel and it slowly spins one eighty facing The Ace forward. He has a small water bottle in his right hand.
The Ace steps off the platform, as his wife Kathy joins him on stage with her hands on her hips. Instead of walking down as they normally do, The Ace stands and waits for his partner.
Robert Hayes: And his tag team partner... he weighs in tonight at 250 lbs... here is SEXY JASON!!!
"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred begins to play over the PA system as Sexy Jason comes out from the curtain. He walks down to the Ace who points to one side of the entrance way. Jason takes his position where The Ace pointed to, while The Ace hides on the other side.
Robert Hayes: And their opponent... introducing first... from Buffalo, New York... weighing in at 257 lbs... “THE MACHINE” JOHN ANTHONY!!
The Lights in the arena go black. You then hear Stranglehold by Ted Nugent comes over the soundsystem for the arena. John and Adrianna emerge from the curtain John walks out crosses his arms in the form of an X to pay homage to his father TXO as The Ace and Sexy Jason strike from behind, Adriana runs out of the way as The Ace hits Anthony in the midsection with the steel rake. Adriana grabs the steel rake as the Ace drops it so he and Sexy Jason can rain down on John Anthony with clubbing forearm shots to the back.
“Remember the Name” by Fort Miner blasts through the arena and THE Bob Pooler comes running out from the back, dropkicking The Ace from behind and sending him down the ramp towards the ring. Jason looks up and sees Drifter, giving Anthony the opening he needs to bury an elbow in his midsection.
Jonathan Canaday: This match has broken down and it hasn't even started.
Ben Johnson: We all know the animosity between Sexy Jason and John Anthony. And let's face it, The Ace is just a bastard.
Pooler and The Ace have made their way down to ringside away, fists flying back and forth as John Anthony whips Sexy Jason into the security railing. “The Machine” leaves Jason in a crumpled heap and comes up behind The Ace and uncerimoniously throws him into the ring. Anthony waves Pooler off then slides in behind The Ace as Chris Wilkens calls for the bell.
Jonathan Canaday: We are officially underway.
Ben Johnson: It's about time.
Anthony immediate grabs the Ace in a waistlock and delivers one german suplex... two german suplexes... he goes for the trifecta but The Ace throws his leg backwards and catches Anthony with a low blow. Ace looks over to his corner where Sexy Jason should be standing, but he hasn't quite gotten there yet as he is feeling the effects of the guard rail. Ace takes matters into his own hands and he delivers his cutter, the Reversal of Fortune. Ace locks in a Fujiwara armbar and Anthony begins writhing in pain as the Ace wrenches his arm. The entire time, Ace is watching his corner waiting for Sexy Jason to get there. Anthony starts shifting his weight to get to the ropes. Before he can, Ace releases the hold.
Jonathan Canaday: John Anthony was really taking it to the Ace, but the tables have been turned.
Ben Johnson: That's just the type of man the Ace is. He is one of the most dangerous men on the UWA roster for a reason.
Sexy Jason finally gets back up on the apron as The Ace drops a knee on the arm of “The Machine” and rolls toward Jason to make the tag. Sexy Jason picks up his former tag team partner, hammerlocks the arm that The Ace had worked over and scoop slams Anthony right onto his arm. Jason drops down for a quick cover.
ONE!
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TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jonathan Canaday: It seems as though Anthony isn't done yet.
Ben Johnson: Look at Pooler on the outside, begging to get in.
Sexy Jason slams the mat in frustration and picks John Anthony up quickly throwing him in an abdominal stretch. To add insult to injury, Jason grabs Anthony's arm and starts waving it in the direction of Bob Pooler, who is enraged that he can't quite reach Anthony to make a tag. Chris Wilkens checks on Anthony, who yells no whene asked if he wants to give up.
Jonathan Canaday: It seems Anthony needs to do something.
Ben Johnson: And quickly.
As if on cue, Anthony hip tosses his way out of the abdominal stretch. Jason is back up and again met with a hip toss. The Ace jumps into the ring as John Anthony leaps at THE Bob Pooler and makes the tag. Pooler slings himself over the top rope and catches The Ace with a roaring elbow. He turns around and hits him with a running enziguiri, sending him rolling to the outside.
Jonathan Canaday: Pooler is a proverbial house of fire.
Ben Johnson: All fires burn out eventually.
From behind, the Ace hits Pooler with a low blow. Pooler turns around and wags his finger at the Ace. He then reaches into his tights and pulls out a protective cup. Pooler jumps up, trying to catch The Ace with Midnight:30... but Sexy Jason grabs the Ace's arm, preventing him from falling and Pooler lands on the flat of his back. Sexy Jason picks up Pooler and the Ace sizes him up, getting a full head of steam. At the last minute, Pooler drops down and Sexy Jason eats a spear from the Ace. The Ace looks on in shock and John Anthony comes flying from across the ring, sending both men over the top rope.
Jonathan Canaday: This could be the opening that Pooler has been looking for.
Ben Johnson: Momentum is certainly on his side.
Pooler waits for Jason to regain his footing and catches Sexy Jason with the Reynolds Wrap double arm DDT. He locks in a butterfly lock and rolls Jason onto his back.
ONE!
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TWO!!
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THREE!!!
Robert Hayes: Here are your winners, JOHN ANTHONY AND THE BOB POOLER!!!
The arena lights dim as the opening guitar wails like an air raid siren as the drums kick in. The titantron shows the silhouette of Kathleen Conway with her hair blowing across her face and holding a playing card between the forefingers of her right hand, she flips it over in her fingers to reveal the Ace Of Spades, the symbol grows out of the card and gets larger until it envelops the screen. Huge flame pyros explode either side of the ramp bathing the arena in a alternating red and blue light as cards begin to fall from the rafters. The lyrics to 'Revolution Roulette' by Poets of begin as The Ace slowly rises out of the centre of the stage with his back to the audience. The circular platform is decorated as a roulette wheel and it slowly spins one eighty facing The Ace forward. He has a small water bottle in his right hand.
The Ace steps off the platform, as his wife Kathy joins him on stage with her hands on her hips. Instead of walking down as they normally do, The Ace stands and waits for his partner.
Robert Hayes: And his tag team partner... he weighs in tonight at 250 lbs... here is SEXY JASON!!!
"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred begins to play over the PA system as Sexy Jason comes out from the curtain. He walks down to the Ace who points to one side of the entrance way. Jason takes his position where The Ace pointed to, while The Ace hides on the other side.
Robert Hayes: And their opponent... introducing first... from Buffalo, New York... weighing in at 257 lbs... “THE MACHINE” JOHN ANTHONY!!
The Lights in the arena go black. You then hear Stranglehold by Ted Nugent comes over the soundsystem for the arena. John and Adrianna emerge from the curtain John walks out crosses his arms in the form of an X to pay homage to his father TXO as The Ace and Sexy Jason strike from behind, Adriana runs out of the way as The Ace hits Anthony in the midsection with the steel rake. Adriana grabs the steel rake as the Ace drops it so he and Sexy Jason can rain down on John Anthony with clubbing forearm shots to the back.
“Remember the Name” by Fort Miner blasts through the arena and THE Bob Pooler comes running out from the back, dropkicking The Ace from behind and sending him down the ramp towards the ring. Jason looks up and sees Drifter, giving Anthony the opening he needs to bury an elbow in his midsection.
Jonathan Canaday: This match has broken down and it hasn't even started.
Ben Johnson: We all know the animosity between Sexy Jason and John Anthony. And let's face it, The Ace is just a bastard.
Pooler and The Ace have made their way down to ringside away, fists flying back and forth as John Anthony whips Sexy Jason into the security railing. “The Machine” leaves Jason in a crumpled heap and comes up behind The Ace and uncerimoniously throws him into the ring. Anthony waves Pooler off then slides in behind The Ace as Chris Wilkens calls for the bell.
Jonathan Canaday: We are officially underway.
Ben Johnson: It's about time.
Anthony immediate grabs the Ace in a waistlock and delivers one german suplex... two german suplexes... he goes for the trifecta but The Ace throws his leg backwards and catches Anthony with a low blow. Ace looks over to his corner where Sexy Jason should be standing, but he hasn't quite gotten there yet as he is feeling the effects of the guard rail. Ace takes matters into his own hands and he delivers his cutter, the Reversal of Fortune. Ace locks in a Fujiwara armbar and Anthony begins writhing in pain as the Ace wrenches his arm. The entire time, Ace is watching his corner waiting for Sexy Jason to get there. Anthony starts shifting his weight to get to the ropes. Before he can, Ace releases the hold.
Jonathan Canaday: John Anthony was really taking it to the Ace, but the tables have been turned.
Ben Johnson: That's just the type of man the Ace is. He is one of the most dangerous men on the UWA roster for a reason.
Sexy Jason finally gets back up on the apron as The Ace drops a knee on the arm of “The Machine” and rolls toward Jason to make the tag. Sexy Jason picks up his former tag team partner, hammerlocks the arm that The Ace had worked over and scoop slams Anthony right onto his arm. Jason drops down for a quick cover.
ONE!
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TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jonathan Canaday: It seems as though Anthony isn't done yet.
Ben Johnson: Look at Pooler on the outside, begging to get in.
Sexy Jason slams the mat in frustration and picks John Anthony up quickly throwing him in an abdominal stretch. To add insult to injury, Jason grabs Anthony's arm and starts waving it in the direction of Bob Pooler, who is enraged that he can't quite reach Anthony to make a tag. Chris Wilkens checks on Anthony, who yells no whene asked if he wants to give up.
Jonathan Canaday: It seems Anthony needs to do something.
Ben Johnson: And quickly.
As if on cue, Anthony hip tosses his way out of the abdominal stretch. Jason is back up and again met with a hip toss. The Ace jumps into the ring as John Anthony leaps at THE Bob Pooler and makes the tag. Pooler slings himself over the top rope and catches The Ace with a roaring elbow. He turns around and hits him with a running enziguiri, sending him rolling to the outside.
Jonathan Canaday: Pooler is a proverbial house of fire.
Ben Johnson: All fires burn out eventually.
From behind, the Ace hits Pooler with a low blow. Pooler turns around and wags his finger at the Ace. He then reaches into his tights and pulls out a protective cup. Pooler jumps up, trying to catch The Ace with Midnight:30... but Sexy Jason grabs the Ace's arm, preventing him from falling and Pooler lands on the flat of his back. Sexy Jason picks up Pooler and the Ace sizes him up, getting a full head of steam. At the last minute, Pooler drops down and Sexy Jason eats a spear from the Ace. The Ace looks on in shock and John Anthony comes flying from across the ring, sending both men over the top rope.
Jonathan Canaday: This could be the opening that Pooler has been looking for.
Ben Johnson: Momentum is certainly on his side.
Pooler waits for Jason to regain his footing and catches Sexy Jason with the Reynolds Wrap double arm DDT. He locks in a butterfly lock and rolls Jason onto his back.
ONE!
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TWO!!
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THREE!!!
Robert Hayes: Here are your winners, JOHN ANTHONY AND THE BOB POOLER!!!