Post by The Ace on Feb 7, 2010 13:55:21 GMT -5
Eric Hardy: Oh man…it’s time isn’t it? The moment we’ve all been waiting for. Thirty men enter…one man survives and that man is going to see the world champion and Metamorphosis. I’m getting chills Kelly.
Kelly Knite: Yeah…I have to admit I’ve been waiting for this all month.
Eric Hardy: For the people that are unaware. There will be two men that start the match right away. Then more and more people will enter as time goes on. The object is to toss your opponent over the top rope so that both feet will touch the floor. The last man left in the ring is the winner. You ready Kelly?
Kelly Knite: Let’s do this.
As the opening drums and guitar play, the lights dim and flash slowly red as the titantron shows a small red poker chip with the 'Spade' symbol within it move across the screen, then as it disappears a larger gun barrel appears from the right and moves with a silhouette of The Ace in it into the centre, the silhouette faces the camera draws a gun and fires. The bullet heads towards the screen before shattering a Jack of Hearts. The Ace appears on stage and huge flame pyro explodes either side of the ramp bathing the arena in a static red light as the lyrics to 'Hallowed Be My Name' by Hammerfall begin. Cards begin to fall from the rafters after the pyro explosions as the titantron shows The Ace delivering Ace-Plants to Phillip Burns and Showtyme. The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards. The cards stop falling as The Ace confidently struts over to the steel steps before he climbs them and steps through the ropes. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope. He raises both arms in the air. The Ace then climbs down and he walks to the middle of the ring as the song fades, the lights return to normal...
Eric Hardy: Number one on the list….the man who was inches away from putting Everyman down last week…The Ace.
Kelly Knite: Dude is looking to win this. Honestly…I highly doubt that’s going to happen.
Eric Hardy: Well he has to out last twenty nine other men….so if he want’s it….he’s gonna have to work hard.
"First you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you're gonna die"
Tyler's voice is heard over the P.A system just before Five Finger Death Punches "White Knuckles" comes blasting over the P.A. system. "Oh, f*** it all!" The heavy guitars blast throw the speakers and the opening verse is heard, JFK comes walking out from the back wearing a JFK T-Shirt and his normal wrestling gear. He makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans and rolls into the ring; he stands in the middle of the ring throwing his arms out in a crucifix pose with his body tilted to the side a bit and then heads to his corner waiting for the match to start.
Eric Hardy: And here’s number two. Former National Champion JFK.
Kelly Knite: Oh that Karn boy…..when will he ever realize we don’t care about him?
Eric Hardy: Who knows….the ref puts two minutes on the clock and calls for the bell. We're doing this Kelly.
The Ace and JFK start circling around each other. Waiting for the right opportunity to strike. Finally Ace shoots in and twists JFK’s arm behind his back into a hammer lock and pulls up. Karn shouts out in pain and tries to reverse it but Ace doesn’t allow it to happen. Instead he wrenches the arm up as hard as he can and then follows it up with a forearm to the back of the head for good measure. JFK stumbles forward and Ace pops off the ground with a standing dropkick that finds its mark right in the center of JFK’s spine. Karn stumbles forward even more into the ropes and Ace looks to try and flip him over but JFK counters with a back elbow. JFK puts Ace in his position and tries to hoist him over the ropes. The Ace teeters but plants an elbow right in the top of Karn’s skull. JFK lets go of Ace and Ace takes him down to the mat with a spinning neck breaker.
Kelly Knite: Two elimination attempts already and we're not even a minute into this thing.
Eric Hardy: There looking to eliminate quick in order to rest up…but I don’t know how well that’s going to work.
The Ace grabs JFK by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He pulls Karn over toward the ropes and tries to throw him over but JFK holds on for dear life. Ace clubs on Karns shoulder and neck to try and weaken his defense. Ace grabs a hand full of tights and dumps Karn over the top rope, although he only lands on the apron. Karn pulls himself to his feet and Ace swings a punch but JFK ducks it and puts a shoulder into the mid-section of The Ace, The Ace stumbles back and Karn gets back into the ring and hits Ace with a heel kick. Ace goes down and JFK starts beating on him. 5.….4.…3...2.….1!
“Louder Then Words” by Celldweller hit the P.A system as Kristoff Liam Bates comes running down to the ring.
Eric Hardy: Entrant number three is here mister K…L….B!
Kelly Knite: Good…I’m having some tech issues with my computer.
Eric Hardy: I think he’s more interested in competing in the Riot match.
Kelly Knite: Why?
Eric Hardy: So he can win it….
Kelly Knite: BwaHaHaHaHaHa…that’s rich! But seriously…I’m having some problems with Java or whatever….
KLB climbs into the ring and attacks JFK. Karn stumbles off of The Ace and looks to square off against Master Bates. JFK swings a punch and it nails Bates right in the forehead. Karn follows it up with a few more punches before Kristoff has enough and grapples him into a Northern Lights Suplex. Karn hit’s the mat and as KLB starts trying to continue his assault on JFK, the Ace comes up from behind. The Ace shoves Bates and it only causes Bates to turn around. But that’s what Ace wanted and he puts a boot right into the midsection of Bates. Ace hooks him up and nails him with a double underhook backbreaker. Bate’s spine wraps around the knee of The Ace and he yells out in pain.
Eric Hardy: Oh that move is going to show its effects on Bates all night.
Kelly Knite: Yeah that’s definitely bad news bears for Bates.
Ace stomps on the tender spot in Bate’s back just as JFK finds his way to his feet. Ace looks over and he spots a Karn kick flying in his direction, he puts his arms up to block it but still seems to stumble back into the ropes, dazed and confused. Karn gets some speed built up and he looks like he’s going to clothesline The Ace out of the ring. He runs at the Ace but Ace explodes from the ropes and drills Karn with a nice spear. JFK hit’s the ground with no breath in his lungs and The Ace smells blood. Bates whips Ace around and drops him with the DDT. Ace hit’s the mat in pain and Bates starts trying to maneuver The Ace toward the ropes. A few moments later a groggy Karn joins Bates and starts trying to force Ace out of the ring too. The Ace holds on for dear life when…. 5...4...3...2.…1!
“Mosh” by Eminem plays and Xavier Williams comes running down to the ring.
Kelly Knite: Put away your wallets it’s Black Jesus himself.
Eric Hardy: Can the one man crusade take home the Riot match?
Kelly Knite: Maybe if he steals it.
Williams gets into the ring and breaks up the Ace elimination party. He pulls JFK around first and nails him with a roaring elbow. Bates notices what’s going on but he gets a step up Enzi guru for his trouble. Ace stumbles out and he gets loaded and launched with a belly to belly suplex. The crowd pops for Xavier’s clean sweep.
Eric Hardy: Xavier Williams is really cleaning house right now.
Kelly Knite: Now he just has to eliminate these crackah ass honkeys.
Eric Hardy: What?
Kelly Knite: The white people.
JFK starts stirring again so Xavier hit’s the ropes and comes back with a running yakuza kick, JFK ducks under at the last second and Bates is the one who tastes the boot. Bates goes down and X turns around right into a FameACEr from you know who. Xavier goes down and a woozy JFK meets Ace head on. JFK tries to stay on top of Ace and it seems to work at first, he keeps control of The Ace and manages to beat him into the corner. JFK climbs up and starts a ten punch in the corner. One, two, three, four, but Ace hoists him up looking for a power bomb but then….
5...4...3...2...1!
Indestructible by Disturbed plays as the current X-Division Champion comes running down the ramp sans the belt.
Andrew Jacobsen jumps onto the apron, climbs onto the turnbuckle and nails JFK, still seated in the power bomb position with a missile dropkick. But JFK keeps his legs locked and he uses the dropkicks momentum and sends Ace flying with a hurricanrana. Ace stumbles forward and is now hanging over the top rope. Karn looks to capitalize but The Ace pulls the top rope down and JFK falls forward and out to the floor below.
ELIMINATED: JFK by The Ace
Eric Hardy: And there goes JFK. First elimination of the night done by the number one entrant.
Kelly Knite: He might try and look a little less proud he still has twenty eight other guys left to worry about.
The Ace beams but meets Andrew’s heel with a spinning heel kick. The Ace falls down holding his jaw and Jacobsen takes it to the former champion. Meanwhile Williams and Bates are fighting it out on the other side. Xavier is nailing Bates with chops to the chest…each one stings more than the other. Williams whips Bates to the other side of the ring and looks for a rolling Elbow but Bates side steps it and starts looking for the rear naked choke, X uses elbows to break loose and roll away.
Eric Hardy: Close calls here for both men. But the timer is counting down again.
Kelly Knite: Who is next?
5...4.…3...2.….1!
Sun Doesn’t Rise by Mushroomhead plays as Freakke The Clown comes running down to the ring.
Eric Hardy: It’s time for the first of two clowns to get there hands wet in this match.
Kelly Knite: I hope Freakke is serious…this is no laughing matter.
Bates and X, who had been paying attention to each other stop as Freakke enters the match. They both look like there going to go after him but Freakke puts his palm out to stop them. Instead he just holds his arm out for a shake. Bate’s obliges and puts his hand out and he gets shocked by the hand buzzer Freakke had on. Xavier makes a move but he gets water sprayed into his face by the flower on Freakke’s chest. Freakke laughs along with the crowd until he takes a high knee from the Ace.
Eric Hardy: Boo! Leave it to Ace to ruin a good time.
Kelly Knite: Well that’s what Freakke gets for clowning around.
Xavier can’t see with all the water in his eyes so he swings a stiff shot at Freakke only to hit The Ace instead. The Ace falls down to the mat holding his jaw as Bates comes in and nails X with a spine buster. Bates talks a little trash to X but Jacobsen comes in with a diving reverse DDT. Bates hit’s the mat and Jacobsen wipes his hands clean but doesn’t see Freakke get back to his feet and drop the X-Division champ with a Russian leg sweep. Freakke stands tall throughout the carnage as the time counts down once again.
5.…4.….3.…2.…..1!!!!
"Down for Life” by Testament begins to play as the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, Paul James comes running onto the scene.
Eric Hardy: It’s time to Take to the Sky, Kelly. Here comes Paul James. And just to help you folks at home keep up we still have The Ace, Bates, Xavier Williams, Andrew Jacobsen, and Freakke the Clown in the ring right now. Add Paul James and that’s six men.
Kelly Knite: I’m pretty sure people can count.
Paul James slides into the ring and meets up with Freakke the Clown right off the bat. They trade shots left and right as Xavier Williams fights with The Ace, and Bates battles with Andrew Jacobsen. Paul James tosses Freakke with an arm drag followed by a dropkick. Jacobsen has Bates teetering over the ropes while Xavier and Ace trade punches back and forth. Bates puts an elbow into the temple of Andrew and he backs off. Bates twists Jacobsen’s arm into an arm wrench and a quick paced Paul James springboards off the ropes and nails Andrew with a dropkick. AJ#2 goes down to the ground holding his arm as Bates meets up with Freakke. Bates and Freakke lock up and Bates hit’s a Manhattan drop on Freakke. The clown holds his jewels and Bates follows it up with an uppercut that puts the Clown on the ground. Xavier is sending swift side kicks to the knee and thigh of The Ace. Ace hunches down and as Xavier comes walking up he takes a thumb to the eye. X holds his eye and Ace nails him with an Ace-Plant and falls into the corner to take a breather. Paul James and Jacobsen continue their battle. Paul goes for a kick but Andrew catches it and pushes it away. Paul spins with the momentum but gets nailed by a dropkick that sends Paul James flipping over the top rope.
ELIMINATED: Paul James by Andrew Jacobsen
Eric Hardy: Jacobsen eliminated Paul James.
Kelly Knite: Look at him brag to Kristoff!
Eric Hardy: He isn’t bragging. He’s challenging. He’s asking Bates if he can do that!
Bates nods his head and grabs Freakke by his. He points at Andrew then the outside and just hip tosses the clown up and over to the outside.
ELIMINATED: Freakke The Clown by Kristoff Liam Bates.
Eric Hardy: Well there you go. Bates eliminates Freakke.
Kelly Knite: Well look at The Ace. I think he feels a little left out.
Ace pulls himself out of the corner and grabs Xavier. He mouths off to Bates and Jacobsen that he can do it too and starts dragging Xavier over toward the ropes. Ace goes to toss Xavier but X reverses it and Ace’s back is to the ropes. X has himself a little Straight Edge party with Ace. Every elbow and every kick sending Ace dangerously close to falling out of the ring.
Eric Hardy: Well it seems like Ace is having a little trouble there.
Xavier gets a running start to finish the combo with a yakuza kick but a dazed Ace drops to his knees and X misses with the kick but finds himself sitting rather gingerly over the top rope. Ace shakes the cobwebs out and kicks the top rope sending pain through the groin of Black Jesus. X holds his junk and Ace shoves Xavier out of the ring. He drops to his knees…a bit winded but successful at his goal.
ELIMINATED: Xavier Williams by The Ace.
Jacobsen looks to go after Ace but Bates steps in front of him and they start fighting as Ace takes a breather in the corner.
5.…4.…3.…2.…1!
“Yoghurt” by Fortune Drive hit’s the speakers and out comes Jack Hammond
Eric Hardy: Here comes the Hamster! He makes it four after that showing off fest by Jacobsen, Bates and the Ace.
Kelly Knite: Hammond could be the guy. How hard can it be?
As Hammond slides into the ring Bates is taking a pendulum back breaker from Jacobsen. Bates yells out in pain as his tender back takes another hard shot. Hammond sets his sights on The Ace who wipes his brow of sweat and locks up with the Hamster. The Ace swings at Hammond but Jack ducks it and nails Ace with a jawbreaker. Ace hit’s the mat as Jacobsen turns his attention toward Jack Hammond. They both lock up but the fresher Hammond gets the advantage with a snap mare take down. Hammy follows it up with a swift shin to the neck of Jacobsen who falls over nursing his neck. Bates gets to his feet and goes right after Hammy whose on a tear right now and Hammond hits him with a few kicks and then whips him to the corner. Bates is dazed in the corner and the crowd realize he’s setting up for The Mustang! Jack gets a full head of steam and runs for it but Bates dives out of the way at the right time leaving Jack’s knees to get a cap full of steel post. Jack stands lodged in the corner his knees sort of wedged between the top and second corner buckle.
Eric Hardy: Hammond is stuck?
Kelly Knite: More like in too much pain to move. But at least he cant be eliminated like that.
Jacobsen finds his bearings just as The Ace does and the Ace takes a diving lariat for his troubles. Bates gets to his feet, holding his lower back and Jacobsen and him meet in the middle of the ring exchanging rights and lefts. Ace finds himself back in the mix as well joining the fray of rights with his own. At this point nobody notices Jack Hammond starting to climb up the turnbuckle. Ace hits Andrew, Bates hits Ace, Andrew hits Bates. Chops and kicks, no man seeming to gain the upper hand….until Jack Hammond comes flying off the top rope with TOP GEAR! He sends his knee’s full force into the circle of punches and all four men go down!
Eric Hardy: WHAT A MOVE!
Kelly Knite: Holy crap! Everyone is down and now the counter is starting again.
Eric Hardy: Whoever comes in has the full advantage.
5.…4.…3.…2.…1!
Redneck by Lamb of God plays as Mark Evil comes running out. Complete with barbed wire wrapped around his arm.
Eric Hardy: Uh oh. Things are about to get Xtreme!
Kelly Knite: Um….you guys should just try staying down.
Mark Evil slides into the ring just as KLB starts getting to his feet. Mark lines up for the clothesline and BAM he connects with it! Bates eats a face full of barbed wire clothesline. Mark grabs Jack Hammond and lifts Jack up with two hands by his throat and then just slams him down as hard as he can forcing Hammond to roll over on his stomach. Jacobsen gets in the face of Mark Evil but Evil gets him in the M.E bomb. The 360 gut wrench sit out power bomb leaves Jacobsen gasping for air. Ace goes for something but Mark just hit’s a kick and then drills Ace into the ground with the choke slam, Mark Evil walks over to the ropes, steps over them and drops down to the floor.
ELIMINATED: Mark Evil by…..um…Mark Evil?
Kelly Knite: Uh…what just happened?
Eric Hardy: Mark Evil came, saw and conquered. And then left.
Kelly Knite: Apparently so….and now nobody is moving.
Bates rolls over and his face is cut open from the barbed wire but he seems to be moving more then the rest of the bunch at this point. He starts pulling himself to his feet just as Jack Hammond starts twitching a bit from being tossed like a rag doll. Bate’s wipes the blood from his forehead and heads over toward Jack Hammond. KLB limps a bit from the work on his back but he grabs Jack by the ears and starts tugging to get Jack to his feet. Bates tries tossing Hammond over the ropes but he can only get The Hamster half way. Bates tries to push him the rest of the way but Hammond is still holding on, using his upper body strength to push up on the apron.
5.…4.…3.…2.…1!
“Redemption” by Shadows Fall plays next as Brad Kane comes out to the ring.
Eric Hardy: Here comes Brad Kane.
Kelly Knite: Who has a wife and a bunch of kids……just thought that was important.
Brad Kane slides into the ring and instantly drives a ruthless kick to the back of Bate’s head. He collapses in the ring holding his head and Jack Hammond takes a back fist that finally see's the hamster hit the arena floor.
ELIMINATED: Jack Hammond by Brad Kane
Brad Kane grabs Andrew Jacobsen next and nails him with an exploder suplex. Ace comes stomping in now and nails a few rights but Brad no sells it like a strong style saint and drills the wild card with another BK backfist. Brad Kane see’s KLB starting to get back up so he starts to measure Bates out for another hard kick. He swings but Bates ducks it and Kristoff latches on the Rear Naked Chocke from out of nowhere attempting to squeeze the life out of Brad Kane.
Andrew Jacobsen gets back to his feet and goes after The Ace as the ref yells at Bates to break the hold. Jacobsen hits a snap suplex on the Ace and The Ace climbs back to his feet and Andrew gets the better of him with an arm drag. Ace slaps the mat and gets up and puts a knee into Jacobsen’s mid-section. He hunches over and Ace drops him with the Reversal of Forturne and Jacobsen goes down. Ace turns around and finds himself with CPU Trouble from Kristoff. Ace goes down and Bates turns back to trying to eliminate Brad Kane.
5.…4.…3...2.….1
"Still Unbroken" by Lynyrd Skynyrd begins to play as Jake Keeton comes running down the ramp.
Eric Hardy: This new guy Jake Keeton has found himself a great opportunity. All these men are tired and hurt and he’s coming in fresh.
Kelly Knite: If I were him, Id be going after The Ace and Bates. They’ve been in here the longest.
Keeton goes right after The Ace, just like Kelly advised. The Ace seems tired but still tries his best to fight back. A few punches find there mark but there nothing that Jake cant take. He tries to push Ace over the top rope…being joined eventually by Andrew Jacobsen but The Ace wraps both legs and both arms around the top rope and starts screaming NOOOOO! NOOOOOO! As both men try to pry The Ace’s grip. Meanwhile, Brad Kane is rubbing Bate’s eye and open wound across the top rope. Bates shivers in pain as Brad uses the friction of the ropes to cause pain to the NORMAL one.
Eric Hardy: This is getting nuts. Bate’s is busted open….Ace is holding on for dear life, men has been thrown, tossed, they have leaped into the air and we're only eleven people in.
Kelly Knite: I know…we havent even got to the good half yet.
Keeton gets tired of The Ace screaming in his ear and he decks Jacobsen in the side of the head. Andrew stumbles back from the shot and looks up at Keeton who takes a Lights Out straight to the teeth! Instead of capitalizing on Keeton, Jacobsen turns his attention toward Brad Kane hitting a running elbow that dazes the younger Kane in the ropes for a few seconds. Andrew takes a running start and looks for a cross body but Brad ducks and Andrew flies over the top landing on the apron unbeknownst to Bradley. Jacobsen climbs to his feet and hit’s a springboard bull dog, wrapping his arm around Brad Kane and hitting a dropkick to a now standing Keeton that takes away Jakes balance and sends him flipping over the top rope.
ELIMINATED: Jake Keeton by Andrew Jacobsen
Eric Hardy: Oh My Gawd! What a move! Talk about multi-tasking.
Kelly Knite: Definitely! The Ace is just as surprised as everyone is.
The Ace is on his knees shaking his head as Andrew motions for him to bring it.
5.…4.…3.….2.….1!
“Amen” by Handles Messiah Symphony plays as Reverend James Bradley hit’s the ring.
Kelly Knite: I wonder what God thinks of the Riot match?
Eric Hardy: Why don’t you ask him.
Kelly Knite: Nah…..I don’t talk to people who suck.
Bradley hit’s the ring and Jacobsen gets somebody to face off against. The Reverend begins to trade punches with Jacobsen and Bates and The Ace start squaring off on the other side of the ring while Brad Kane catches his breath. Bradley loads Jacobsen up with a Samoa Drop and starts spinning using Jacobsen’s feet to kick Ace and Bates in the head. Brad comes in and hits Bradley with a thrust kick and James falls down, dropping Jacobsen with the Somoa drop.
Eric Hardy: So…people can use people as a weapon?
Kelly Knite: It looks that way.
Kane meets Bradley as he gets back up and Brad Kane loads Bradley up for a suplex. Bradley blocks it at first but Kane eventually gets him up. But Brad doesn’t go backwards he falls forward and The Reverends eats a mouth full of canvas. As Brad sits up he gets hit with a front dropkick from Jacobsen. The Ace comes up and grabs Andrew by the back of his head and bounces his head off the turnbuckle as the next count down starts up.
5.…..4.….3.…2.…1!
“Just Look At me” by the Brian Schram Band hit’s the speakers as Sexy Jason comes running to the ring carrying his Sexy-System workout drink in hand.
Eric Hardy: I wonder if Sexy Jason’s fitness program will really help him win tonight?
Sexy Jason slides into the ring and takes a guzzle from the container of Sexy-System. Brad Kane comes running up and he gets his eye’s full of Sexy System. Brad tries to wipe his eyes clean and Sexy Jason grabs him by the head and tosses him over the ropes.
ELIMINATED: Brad Kane by Sexy Jason
Eric Hardy: I guess there’s my answer.
Kelly Knite: OOH! How’d that taste Brad? Was it Sexy Delicious? Ha ha Ha!
Sexy Jason walks over towards James Bradley and starts throwing punches. Jacobsen and Bates are fighting each other and Ace is resting under the bottom rope near the corner. Any time anybody comes near him he grabs onto the rope for dear life.
Kelly Knite: The Ace is acting like a girl.
Eric Hardy: No he’s acting smart. He’s been in there the longest so he’s trying to get a rest.
Kelly Knite: What about Bates?
Eric Hardy: He hasn’t been that lucky.
Jacobsen is seen cracking his boot off the back of Bate’s head with an eziguir and Bates falls on the ground. Sexy Jason hit’s a suplex on Bradley and he hit’s the mat and Jacobsen walks into a Sexy Relaxer. Andrew goes down and Sexy Jason builds some momentum off the ropes and hit’s a clothesline on the Ace and he flips over the ropes! But Ace holds on with both arms not allowing his feet to touch. He uses his upper arm strength to pull himself back in and gets drilled with a Sexy Suplex!
Eric Hardy: He skinned the cat right into a move by Sexy Jason.
Kelly Knite: Hey…why do they call it skinning the cat anyway?
Eric Hardy: I’m not sure.
Kelly Knite: It’s kind of morbid right?
Eric Hardy: A little bit.
5...4...3...2...1!
“I Will Not Bow” by Breaking Benjamin as Lance Ryan comes running down to the ring.
Eric Hardy: Oh yeah! Here comes The Icon!
Kelly Knite: Lance Ryan is going to change the way things go.
Lance Ryan slides into the ring runs right through James Bradley with The Road Block! Bradley hit’s the ground and convulses in pain from the move. Sexy Jason runs up but he gets a mouth full of Canada Calling and he hit’s the mat. Lance looks around but fails to see Bates with a forearm to the back. Lance tenses up but hits him with a back elbow and he stumbles back.
Eric Hardy: You gotta think Lance Ryan is the favorite right now.
Kelly Knite: Everyone else is tired and fading fast. The icon has all the time in the world right now.
Bates shakes off the elbow and puts his shoulder into Lance and shoves him back toward the rope. Suddenly James Bradley shows up trying to help Bates. Then Sexy Jason. Then Jacobsen. Then The Ace. They all try and hoist Lance up and they do it with ease but Ryan fights back as fast as he can and he gets them to let go before he gets eliminated. He double clotheslines Bates and Ace and hit’s a Road Block on Jacobsen on the rebound.
5.…4.…3.….2.….1
“The Red” by Chevelle plays over the P.A system and Mr. Red comes running out.
Kelly Knite: Who betta than Kany-”
Eric Hardy: NO! Don’t you dare finish that!
Kelly Knite: Why not?
Eric Hardy: The whole world would explode!
Mr. Red comes in all guns blazing and as James Bradley starts getting up he grabs him by the head and tosses him right over the ropes.
ELIMINATED: James Bradley by Mr. Red
Eric Hardy: That was fast.
Kelly Knite: Thats what she said.
Mr. Red turns around and drills Lance Ryan with a hard right hand then takes him down with an atomic drop. Red is right up and Bates comes from the side but Red counters with a Crucifix Drop. He's right back to his feet and catches a drop kick from Jacobsen to the face, he stumbles back and Ace plants him with a full nelson. Ryan is back to his feet and low blows the Ace, much to the delight of the fans and goes to send him over the top rope but Ace holds on and drives an elbow into Ryan's face. The Ace gullotines Ryan on the top rope and climbs back into the ring. Sexy Jason comes in from the side with a knee lift to Ace's midsection and sends him right back out onto the apron.
Eric Hardy: Its seems everyone is working hard to eliminate the Ace.
Kelly Knite: Thats what happens when you don't have any friends.
Jason pulls back to deck Ace but Ace head butts him in the face, Jason stumbles backwards and right into a Double Knee Backbreaker by Mr. Red. Ace steps into the ring and Red goes right for him, but Ace side steps and Red flies through the second rope and out onto the floor. He is not eliminated. Ace laughs to himself and doesn't notice Bates come in with a nasty twisting neck breaker. Bates locks Ace right into a crossface. Ryan climbs back to his feet and gets drilled with a Jacobsen super kick that sends him into the corner. Jacobsen nails a shining wizard in the corner and brings Ryan out for a runnung bull dog.
5...4...3...2...1
"All Nightmare Long" by Metallica plays as Joe Everyman runs straight for the ring, diving under the ropes.
Eric Hardy: I'm going to venture a guess that Everyman is going right for Ryan and the Ace.
Kelly Knite: Duh.
Jacobsen turns right into a Twist of Fate, Sexy Jason is stopped with a spine buster, Bates gets to his feet but Everyman knees him in the gut and takes him over with a muscle buster. Ryan starts to get to his feet but Everyman runs right at him and pump kicks Ryan in th chest and follows it right up with a drop kick to the chest.
Kelly Knite: Wow, Everyman looks damn impressive.
Eric Hardy: He sure does Kelly, but I think he's forgetting about someone.
Joe pulls Ryan to his feet and EKO's Lance Ryan. Joe gets to his feet, a devilish grin plastered on his face while he watches Ryan crawl on his hands and knees trying to get back to his feet when the Ace whips Joe around and delivers a devastating Ace Plant.
Kelly Knite: Gotta watch that Ace, I'm telling you.
Eric Hardy: He wants Joe's title amost as much as he wants the world title shot, keep that in mind.
Sexy Jason is to his feet, he and the Ace hoist Joe Everyman up over their heads and toss him out in a cross body fashion into Mr. Red. The two smile at each other before Ace clothes line Sexy Jason.
ELIMINATED: Joe Everyman by The Ace and Sexy Jason.
Eric Hardy: Who would of thunk?
5...4...3...2...1
"Cult of Personality" by In Living Color blares through out the arena as the Dark Messiah himself flies into the ring.
Kelly Knite: JIMMY ZANE HAS ARRIVED!!!!
Zane ducks the Ace and counters with Sacrilegious Uncertainty. Sexy Jason tries to grab him from behind for a German suplex but Zane rockets and elbow into his face that nearly cracks of few of his teeth and plants him with a jaw brekaer. Bates comes at him and the two lock up, Bates manages to over power him but Zane slips behind him and shoves him into the corner. Bates turns around and Zane nails a kick and lands the headshrinker.
Kelly Knite: Jimmy needs to be careful here.
Zane starts to climb the ropes, he gets to the top and signals for Black Magic when Mr. Red climbs up and shoves him off the top rope, Jimmy Zane drops down and langs gingerly across the top rope, griping his twig and berries for dear life. Andrew Jacobsen kicks Jimmy hard in the back of the head and Zane drops down onto the ring apron. Jacobsen grabs the ropes and tries to base ball slide kick Zane, but Jimmy grabs his feet and manages to trip him up. Bates takes advantage of the situation and tries to dump Jacobsen over the ropes, Lance Ryan joins in too. For the moment they seem to have forgotten Jimmy Zane who climbs back into the ring, only to be placd in a Jason's Figure.
Eric Hardy: Submissions won't do much but wear your opponent down.
Kelly Knite: Isn't that the quickest way to eliminate someone?
Eric Hardy: It could be, seems like a waste of energy.
5...4...3...2...1
"Party all Day" by Steel Panther plays as Harold Campbell saunters into the ring.
Eric Hardy: This is going to get a little violent.
Harold marches right over to Ryan and Bates who are trying to break Jacobsen's grip on the ropes. He clothes lines Ryan out of his way and head butts Bates. Campbell grabs Jacobsen by the neck and tries to force him out of the ring, Jacobsen drops down onto the apron, Campbell still has his hands around his throat, but Mr. Red comes up from behind and tries to dump Campbell out of the ring, except he can't quite get him over.
Kelly Knite: I think we're about to see how much betta he is.
Campbell releases Jacobsen and turns around to Mr. Red who slaps him across the face and screams "WHOS BETTA!?" Harold laughs and decks him in the face as hard as he can, knocking him onhis back side and yells "ME!!!!"
Eric Hardy: And now we know.
Harold picks Mr. Red up over his head in a gorilla press slam position. The entire arena marvels at the strenght of Harold Campbell as he presses Mr. Red over his head when...
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"Rip it up" by Jet plays and Nelly Angel enters the arena to a huge pop.
Eric Hardy: Here comes possibly one of the most lovable members of the roster... NELLY ANGEL!!!
Nelly rolls into the ring, springs to his feet and comes up behind Harold Campbell who still has Mr. Red over his head and spring boards off the second rope spins and kicks Harold Campbell dead in the center of the spine sending Campbell teetering near the ropes where he basically drops Mr. Red over the top, Campbell turns just in time to see Nelly fly through the air with the ANGEL ZIMMER!!!! Knocking Harold off balance enough to knock him over the top rope and out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Mr. Red and Harold Campbell by Nelly Angel.
Eric Hardy: Holy crap that as awesome.
Kelly Knite: I'm a little in shock. The smallest guy eliminated the biggest guy in the match.
Eric Hardy: Me too, but no one else is.
Nelly turns around and sees Lance Ryan, Kristoff Bates, Sexy Jason, Jimmy Zane and The Ace all glaring at him. Lance makes the first move and Nelly dodges the punch but walks right into a spin kick from Jimmy Zane which sends him head first into a face buster by Bates. Jason grabs Bates with a dragon sleeper ddt. Zane springs board with a lion sult on Nelly. Ryan and the Ace lock up, Ace pulling him into a side head lock, Ryan pushing him off and catching him on the rebound with a shoulder block. Nelly climbs back to his feet and Ryan spins him around into knee smash followed up with a Russian Leg Sweep.
Eric Hardy: Christ, everyone has paired off and all hell is braking loose.
Kelly Knite: We all knew this match would be crazy.
Eric Hardy: Its about to get crazier.
"Again we Rise" by Lamb of God plays as Angel makes his way to the ring with much fanfare.
Kelly Knite: Savior X has arrived, and just to update we have The Ace, Bates, Sexy Jason, Lance Ryan, Nelly Angel, Andrew Jacobsen and Jimmy Zane in the ring.
Jacobsen and Angel pair off right from the get go, Andrew and Angel begin to exchange blows when Sexy Jason plows through Andy and goes right for Angel. The two of them start pounding away at the sides of each others heads. Angel and Jason fall to the mat and roll out under the bottom ropes and to the floor, not eliminated.
Eric Hardy: Jason has been calling out Angel all week and it looks like their going to try and settle their differences tonight.
Kelly Knite: Not going to happen Hardly.
Jacobsen turns into a Road Block by Lance Ryan who gets to his feet and is greeted by a German Suplex from Kristoff Bates. Jimmy Zane doesn't want to miss out on the fun and tackles Bates into the ropes and turns him around where he begins to lay in rights and lefts. The Ace spots Jacobsen, who has been spotty the whole match and decides to target him. Ace runs in looking for a knee lift but Andrew sees it coming and drop toe holds the Ace straight into a turn buckle. Andrew gets to his feet and Nelly Angel comes off the rope by Andy catches him and just slams him down on the mat.
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"Waking the Fallen" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the PA and Gabriel Karras comes down to the ring.
Kelly Knite: The second of two holy men arrives.
Karras goes righ tat Jacobsen by Jacobsen spins around him and pulls him into a inverted neck breaker. Ace is back to his feet and grabs Andy in a choke hold, Jimmy Zane and Nelly Angel climb to opposing top turn buckles and both come flying off with drop kicks right into the chest and face of both Andrew Jacobsen and the Ace, all four men go down to the mat. Bates and Ryan try to lock up but Bates slips behind Ryan with a rear waist lock and drops him on his face. Bates looks for another crossface but Ryan gets out of it and back to a vertical base where he find Gabriel Karras ready and waiting to nail Ryan with Gospel according to Mark.
Eric Hardy: You absolutely have to have eyes in the back of your skull to win this match.
Kelly Knite: Or so it seems Hardly.
Karras looks pretty proud of himself and doesn't seem to notice Nelly and Zane coming at him from both sides, Nelly with a crossbody and Zane with a drop kick to the backs of the legs. Karras goes down, the two daredevils are up and they both go right for each other with a double clothes lines, and their down. Ace staggers to his feet, surveys the land scape and grabs Andrew Jacobsen again, he runs at the ropes and tries to toss him over but Andy elbows Ace in the jaw and turns around with a wicked clothes line. Bates starts to crawl to his feet but taks a punt kick from Lance Ryan, and the Icon is the only man still standing.
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"Bad Magick" by Godsmack plays and Hexx barrels into the ring where Lance Ryan drives right hand after right hand into his face, knocking him into the ropes where Ryan spins and delivers a discus lariat that sends Hexx right back out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Hexx by Lance Ryan
Eric Hardy: Wow, and Hexx wins the award for quickest elimination.
Kelly Knite: And I'm sure he's happy about that.
Lance looks exhausted as he turns around to see The Ace glaring right at him, no love loss their. The two men collide in the center of the ring and Ace chops Ryan so hard the entire arena feels it. Somewhere outside of the ring Sexy Jason and Angel are still brawling. The two of them have found their way into the crowd. Jason is clubbing Angel over the back with a steel chair, all the while security is trying to usher them toward the ring,.
Kelly Knite: They do know they have to be in the ring to win, right?
Eric Hardy: As long as they aren't in the ring they can't be eliminated.
Kelly Knite: True.
Sexy Jason hits the Sexy Relaxer on the steel chair, leaving Angel knocked out in the crowd, he starts to make his way back to the ring. Meanwhile the Ace is in the midst of a heated four way slug fest with Andy, Bates and Ryan. The four of them are just laying into each other. Jimmy Zane and Nelly Angel are tangling in th corner, each one jockying for position. Nelly swings and Zane ducks, Zane kicks and Nelly blocks, so on and so forth. In the slug fest we see Ace and Ryan have gotten the best of the others and leveled Andy with double clothes line. Ryan and Ace pull Bates up for a double suplex and plant him hard. The two of them get to their feet and run in together, body splashing Nelly and Zane in the same corner. The two little guys drop, Ace and Ryan turn around and just start slugging each other in the face has hard as they can, welts begin to swell.
Eric Hardy: It's amazing how much they hate each other.
Kelly Knite: Considering how alike they are.
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"Progeny" by Celtic Frost hits the speakers and Blackheart comes down to the ring.
Kelly Knite: The first big masked giant in the match and he's a mean mother.
Blackheart slides in the ring and is met by several hard stomps by one Karras. Blackheart however no sells the stuffing out of those kicks and gets right to his feet. Karras goes off the ropes and launches himself at Blackheart who catches him in a scoop slam position, Blackheart hoists Karras up and dumps him out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Gabriel Karras by Blackheart.
Blackheart pounds his chest and turns around into a Body Check from Andrew Jacobsen. Andrew pulls Blackheart back to his feet and starts to push him over the ropes, Nelly and Bates come in from the sides and help, Blackheart soon topples out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Blackheart by Andrew Jacobsen, Kristoff Bates and Nelly Angel.
Eric Hardy: As fast as he came, Blackheart is gone with the wind.
Kelly Knite: Not after leavng a mark on this match.
Bates turns into a double team by Nelly and Andy which sees Bates double hip tossed and double drop kicked. The two get up and shake hands when from the side Jacobsen is blind sided by Sexy Jason. Nelly looks shocked and tries to do something but Jason fires a right hand into Nelly's stomach and pulls him in for a gutwrench power bomb. Lance Ryan looks for another Road block on Jason but Jason has enough energy left to counter with a European upper cut that sends Ryan right into the arms of the Ace who overhead belly to belly suples him. Bates grabs Jason from behind and tries to take him down with backbreaker but Jason blocks it and snap mares Bates.
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"In ashes they shall reap" by Hatebreed plays as Rob Diamond comes to the ring.
Eric Hardy: This is the man we all love to hate.
Kelly Fox: I just hate him.
Diamond comes in and just levels Jason with a lariat. He turns and takes down Zane with a shoulder block. Jacobsen tries to catch him off guard but Rob nails the Diamond Cutter. Nelly Angel flies into him with a forearm and Rob fires back with a back fist Nelly tumbles backward and Rob takes him down with a Lou Thez press Rob mounts Nelly and begins to fire shot after shot into the face of Nelly Angel. Rob rolls off of him and Lance Ryan grabs him for a under hook side slam but Rob blocks it and instead grabs Ryan for a side slam. Rob gets up and catches a Bates certefied belly to belly suplex.
Kelly Knite: Rob almost looked impresive, but he just walked right into that move.
Eric Hardy: Yet another man with not friends.
Bates staggers to his feet and Sexy Jason kicks him in the back and grabs him the head and rams his face into the mat. Sexy Jason poses when out of no where Angel flies off the top rope with a HEAVEN'S FURY BULLDOG! Sexy Jason is down, Angel kips up to his feet. Nelly runs in and Angel hip tosses him. Ace tries to tackle him and he gets a super kick for his trouble. Rob staggers to his feet and Angel hits him with a pump handle slam. Sexy Jason is almost to his feet when Angel Irish whips him with all of his strength into the ropes. Jason topples out onto the apron, he pulls himself up, facing the crowd an Angel grabs him from behind for the Revelations, basically using the ropes to sling shot Sexy Jason off of the apron and face first into the guard rails!
ELIMINATED: Sexy Jason by Angel.
Eric Hardy: Holy crap, that was awesome.
Kelly Knite: Sexy Jason got the better of Angel outsideof the ring but it looks like the dread locked pygmy got the better of him yet again in the ring.
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"You better pray" by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus plays while Steve Awesome slowly makes his way to the ring.
Eric Hardy: The gold standard of nCw is back and he's ready to riot.
Steve climbs into the ring and waits for someone to make the first move, ITS ANGEL! Angel forearm smashes Steve in the face, knocking him off balance but Steve returns in kind with his own forearm and knife edge chop. Angel staggers back and Steve nails the Jaw Breaker, laying him out. The Ace comes in to get him some and the Awesome one replies with a Heart Attack. He begs someone else to make a move and this time it's both Bates and Ryan coming from either side, Steve catchs Bates first with a elbow to the cheek bone and Ryan second with a lunging clothes line.
Kelly Knite: Steve Awesome has a huge target on his back in this match.
Eric Hardy: Along with Ace and Lance Ryan, he is a must eliminate for most of the men in this match.
Jacobsen is back to his feet Jimmy Zane catches him with a tornado DDT. Rob Diamond has Angel in the corner where he's delivering knee after knee to the midsection. Nelly Angel seems to be the new play thing of Steve Awesome who has him prepped for the Everybodies favorite submission. Bates is trying to get back up but Ace is stomping the crap out of him. Lance Ryan is to his feet, and he goes for Jimmy Zane, trying to catch him with an axe handle but Jacobsen hits a pele kick to the face of Ryan and Jimmy Zane spring boards with a drop kick.
Kelly Knite: It's getting pretty difficult to keep up with all the action.
Eric Hardy: There are allot of men still in the ring. The Ace, Bates, Zane, Nelly, Jacobsen, Angel, Diamond, Ryan and Awesome.
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"The soldiers sog" by Demon Hunter sends the crowd into over drive as Will Washington hits the ring.
Eric Hardy: The Patriot is a fan favorite to win this whole thing.
Kelly Knite: So are alot of other people.
Washington goes right for Jimmy Zane who is still pounding away at Ryan in the corner. Washington leg sweeps Zane. Ryan stumbles and teeters and Andy looks to take him out of the ring when Washington sends him spinning upside down with a clothes line. Washington and Ryan shake hands as the two of them take off across the ring. They back body drop Angel, clothes line Diamond, side slam and elbow drop Nelly, double body splash Bates and Irish whip Steve into the ropes.
Eric Hardy: Projekt Ikonz is a strong unit in that ring, we should of seen this coming.
Steve comes off the rebound with a flying clothes line. He kips up and catches Washington with a jaw breaker. Steve Awesome sends Washington into the corner, no wait, Will reverses it and sends Steve into the corner. Will runs in and Steve side steps him and sends him face first into the turn buckle. Aweoms turns around in time to see Lance Ryan coming at him and Steve ducks out of the way just as Lance Ryan sends Will Washington flying out of the ring with a huge clothes line. Will bounces off the apron and to the floor below, Ryan looks horrified and Steve only shrugs.
ELIMINATED: Will Washington by Lance Ryan.
Eric Hardy: The Awesome One tricked Lance Ryan.
Kelly Knite: Thats why he's Awesome Eric.
Lance turns around and fires a shot at Steve who blocks it, Angel kicks Lance in the gut, he and Awesome look at each other then go for Ryan and try to knock him out of the ring. Jacobsen finds Bates trying to catch a breather in the corner and scoops him up, Nelly soon joins in the fun.
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"Honor" by Atreyu is next up as Atreyu runs to the ring and slides in.
Kelly Knite: Mike Kane's apprentice has arrived.
Atreyu ducks a shot by Jimmy, super kicks Ace, face plants Diamond and goes over to help Angel and Awesome take out Lance Ryan. Lance is holding on with everything he has as the three men all try to push him over the ropes. Diamond is up first and he targets Nelly again, clubbing him over the back and pulling him in with a dragon sleeper back breaker. Diamond gets to his feet and Jimmy Zane takes him down with a Whisper in the Wind. Jimmy rolls to his feet and Ace looks for a upper cut, nails it and Jimmy almost falls over the ropes but instead uses them to capatpult himself at the Ace with clothes line that the Ace ducks. Ace spins Jimmy around and whips him into a corner where Jacobsen nailsa body splash. The Ace comes up behind Andy and wraps his arms around him in a bear hug and goes for a German but Andrew lands on his feet, much to the Ace's surprise and Jacobsen plants a shin in the side of Ace's face.
Eric Hardy: We're getting down to the last few entrants and things are only starting to heat up.
Kelly Knite: The action so far has been above and beyond what I could have predicted.
Kristoff Bates rips Atreyu away from the Ryan elimination fun time and sends him to the mat with an arm drag take down. Angel and Awesome almost have Ryan over, Bates pulls Angel away now and just rakes the eyes of Angel. Angel is blind for the moment and Jimmy Zane comes out of nowhere with a flyng leg drop ontop of Angel. Awesome pushes Lance the last few inches, but Lance holds on to the ropes, his feet inches from the mat. Bates looks crazed as he spins Steve around but Steve pimp slaps Bates and hits him with a Death Valley driver.
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"Mr. Happy" by ICP plays and the fans scream with joy as the psychotic clown himself enters the riot match.
Eric Hardy: This should be... interesting...
Happy goes over to to Nelly and helps him up, Nelly almost looks happy to see him when Rob Diamond attacks the clonw from behind with a scissor kick. Nelly glares at Rob and tries to lock up with him, however Jimmy Zane turns Nelly into a underhook splex. Diamond grins as he targets the clown, Happy gets up and Rob goes for the Diamond cutter but Happy blocks and and Rob lands on his back side. Mr. Happy runs up the ropes and flies off with the shooting star press, crushing Diamond below.
Kelly Knite: How the hell does he do that?
Eric Hardy: You've got me.
Atreyu and the Ace are exchanging blows on the other side of the ring. Atreyu has a little more in the tank than the Ace and almost knocks him over the ropes but Ace blocks one of his many kick attempts and lands one of his own. Ace drops Atreyu with an underhook power bomb. Jimmy Zane targets Bates now and the two of them go over the top rope together, some how they both stop themselves on the ring apron. They get up, Angel comes in from the side and bashes their faces together, Bates and Zane almost fall then they both turn and fire a shot into the face of Angel. Zane catapults himself over the top rope and delivers a code breaker to Angel.
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Scotty Callaway comes to the ring.
Eric Hardy: He still works here?
Kelly Knite: Who the hell is he?
Eric Hardy: I haven't a clue, but the ring is getting pretty full Kelly.
Scotty runs into the ring and goes for the Ace who Fisherman suplexs him right out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Scotty Callaway by the Ace.
Eric Hardy: Looks like Hexx loses his trophy for fastest elimination.
Ace looks fired up all of sudden and picks Atreyu up into a Outsider's edge and just throws him out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Atreyu by the Ace.
Eric Hardy: Seriously, where is he finding the strength?
Kelly Knite: The Ace is determined to prove he belongsin nCw, that he belongs among the elite, that he is a true champion... I guess this helps?
Mr. Happy is up and Ace catches him off guard with an eye gouge and a northern lights suplex. Happy barely gets to his feet in time when the Ace just sends him over the top rope like a sack of potatos.
ELIMINATED: Mr. Happy by the Ace.
Eric Hardy: Three eliminations in the course of a minute, the Ace is on fire.
Ace looks pumped as he breaths a little heavy. He turns around to see Awesome, Nelly, Angel and Bates all ready for him. The four of them all charge the Ace and begin pumbling him in the corner. Jimmy Zane is up and locks horns with Rob Diamond, taking him to the mat with a pile driver. Jimmy is up and he starts to climb to the top rope. Everyone backs away from the Ace has Jimmy Zane flies off hitting him with BLACK MAGIC!
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"Smells like teen spirit" by Nirvana takes the arena by storm as the 30th participant in the match runs to the ring, Chris Cobain.
Eric Hardy: Everybody's here, finally, now it all comes down to these eleven men...
Kelly Knite: Should be incredible from this point on, who wants it that most will determine the winner and who will face Falcon next month.
{Cobain enters the ring as Zane is pulling Ace back to his feet, Cobain gives Zane a hand and the two take Ace and sling him over the top rope, but Ace refuses to go out as he takes the top rope and lands on the apron. Awesome turns on Angel gives him an elbow tot he nose that sends Angel staggering backwards and flipping up and over on the ropes, but Angel holds on hits the apron and then springs himself back into the ring, he leaps and goes for a drop kick but he misses Awesome who ducks and clocks Bates right in the back of the head who goes flipping forward.Lance Ryan runs forward at Nelly who turns right into a spear from the Icon! Lance tries to pull Nelly back to his feet but Rob Diamond will have nothing to do with it as he shoves the former champion from behind Lance stumbles forward and rollls up to his feet where he turns around into a punch from Diamond and Andrew Jacobsen and is driving backwards by the two men who then try and lift Lance up and over the ropes. }
Eric Hardy: These two men took each other on for the Xdivision title last week and are now teaming up to take Lance Ryan out of the ring....
Kelly Knite: You have to know who the bigger threat is, getting rid of Lance will help both their chances.
Eric Hardy: I can agree with that, whole heartidly.
{Lance is holding onto the ropes and is keeping his right leg grounded as Jacobsen is trying to pull him up and over and Diamond is working on his chest and head with hard clubbing blows. Cobain tries to punch Ace but has his punch blocked and shoved away. Zane comes in for a kick but takes a stabbing thumb to his eye instead and turns around right into a hip toss from Steve Awesome. Angel tries to help Bates to his feet but Bates who's not listening to the excuses elbows Angel in the nose and then turns around and levels him with a big discuss punch sending him flying to the mat! Ace drives a shoulder through the ropes and puts it into Cobains stomach and manages to work his way back into the ring. He grabs Cobain by the hair but takes a stomp to his toe and then an elbow, and then Cobain turns around and drives Ace ot the mat with a hard lariet. Nelly Angel rolls over and holds his stomach in pain as he tries to get to his feet, he sees Lance Ryan in trouble and decides to add to the attempt. The three men have both of Lances legs off the ground and are pushing him up and over the ropes just as Steve Awesome comes running in and pulls Rob Diamond off of Lance Ryan, Diamond turns and throws a punch put Awesome ducks, grabs Diamond from behind and lifts him off his feet with a back body drop! Jimmy Zane turns over from his spot on the mat and as Awesome stands back up he is grabbed by the foot by Zane who pulls Awesome off his feet and flat on his face!}
Kelly Knite: Awesome was on a roll until Zane caught him off guard right there.
Eric Hardy: That's why you always have to know where you're at in that ring Kelly... so much Chaos... anybody can swoop in.
{Jacobsen and Nelly distracted by Awesome swooping in have let Lance off the hook by mistake, who gives the two a meeting of the minds and send them to their knees, he tries to make his way into the center of the ring, but Angel and won't let it end like that as Nelly punches him hard in the stomach and Jacobsen trips him up sending him to the mat. Chris Cobain has Ace back to his feet and lifts him then places him in a sitting position on the top rope. Bates begins stomping on Angel who tries to roll away but Bates runs and falls to his knees and begins frantically beating Angel with his fists. Bates grabs Angel and pulls him back to him, then mounts him and starts driving an elbow right into the chops of Angel after whipping some blood out of his eyes, who is trying to get away from the attack. Awesome pushes himself off the mat but Jimmy Zane is up first and kicks Awesome straight in the ribs. Awesome falls back down where Diamond grabs him by the head and harshly closed fist punches him straight in the nose. Cobain jumps up and grabs Ace's head and pulls him forward and European uppercuts him hard. Ace's head shoots up and he sways a bit and is about to tip off.}
Eric Hardy: Cobain could be taking Ace out of this match right here!
Kelly Knite: Ace has been in this match since the very beginning as has fought his butt off... but how much more can he take, he has to be drained by now.
Eric Hardy: Sadly, I think you're right.... he has been brutalized here...
{Cobain takes Ace by the head and pulls him down again, he goes for the European supercut one more time but this time Ace manages to shove Cobain's arm away and when he does Cobain runs up the ropes and drives a punch in the forhead of Ace, he then looks for what can only be guessed is a superplex, but as he does Nelly Angel comes over and gives him a shove in the midsection and sends him flipping over the top rope and tumbling to the floor!}
Eleminated: Chris Cobain!
Eric Hardy: And Mr. 30 is eleminated!
Kelly Knite: He got blindsided by Nelly when he had Ace realling, like I said... you have to know where you're at in that ring.. he obviously did not.
Eric Hardy: Good point there Kelly.
{Ace repositions himself and dives off the ropes and puts a flying shoulder block into Nelly sending him flat on his back. Rob Diamond and Zane pull Steve Awesome back to his feet while Jacobsen brings Lance back up. Zane takes Awesome by the arm and Irish whips him while Jacobsen sends Lance Ryan over with an Irish whip and the two men collide and crumble to the mat. Bates finally pulls himself off of Angel and again wipes more blood from his eyes before he bends down and pulls Angel back to his feet, he takes Angel by the head before lifting him off his feet and carries him to the ropes and like a dart throws Angel over the ropes, but Angel catches a hand full of ropes on his way and holds on tight landing hard on the apron but not out of the match. Awesome is pulled back to his feet by Zane and Diamond who continue their partnership they take him and run him over to where Bates and Angel are fighting and accidently send him straight into the back of Bates who goes forward and flips through the ropes and lands on the apron with Angel right beside him! Lance falls to the mat, Zane grabs him by the arm and pulls him further into the ring towards the other side of the ropes. Ace is still down as Nelly Angel pulls himself back to his feet, makes his way to Jacobsen who is pulling Lance Ryan back to his feet and restarts the partnership.}
Eric Hardy: Things are certainly getting interested, Bates and Angel both on the apron, and Ace and Lance Ryan look to be unconscious.
Kelly Knite: Could be a changing of the guards of sort.... these guys are hungry for their shots.
Eric Hardy: You've got that right
{Angel and Bates both pulls theirselves back up, they look at each other and go for swings but are met by Jacobsen and Diamond who come rushing in with blows, Angel manages to throw his elbow out and catches Diamond in the mouth as Bates throws a wild head butt that sends Jacobsen flying to the mat and blood splattering in the air. Angel takes Diamond by the head and lifts him off his feet and suplexes him right out of the ring!}
Kelly Knite: There goes Rob Diamond by the hands of Angel!
Eric Hardy: Wow... did not see that coming at all, Angel rolls back into the ring, but is still down... I don't know what he has left here...
Kelly Knite: He's been giving this everything he has...
{Bates steps into the ring and forces Jacobsen back to his feet, where he takes him by the head and violently head buts him again! Jacobsen falls to a knee in pain as Bates holds onto his head. Nelly has Lance Ryan in the corner where he lifts on Ryan's leg and tries to flip him backwards out of the ring but again Lance has his arms wrapped around the ropes refusing to budge. Zane has Awesome close to the ropes and tries to pulls him up but Awesome grabs him by the head and pulls and pulls Zane out of the ring and to the apron! Nelly drops Lance and backs away as Lance crumbles in the corner, barely able to stand, when suddenly Nelly is pancaked in
Kelly Knite: Yeah…I have to admit I’ve been waiting for this all month.
Eric Hardy: For the people that are unaware. There will be two men that start the match right away. Then more and more people will enter as time goes on. The object is to toss your opponent over the top rope so that both feet will touch the floor. The last man left in the ring is the winner. You ready Kelly?
Kelly Knite: Let’s do this.
As the opening drums and guitar play, the lights dim and flash slowly red as the titantron shows a small red poker chip with the 'Spade' symbol within it move across the screen, then as it disappears a larger gun barrel appears from the right and moves with a silhouette of The Ace in it into the centre, the silhouette faces the camera draws a gun and fires. The bullet heads towards the screen before shattering a Jack of Hearts. The Ace appears on stage and huge flame pyro explodes either side of the ramp bathing the arena in a static red light as the lyrics to 'Hallowed Be My Name' by Hammerfall begin. Cards begin to fall from the rafters after the pyro explosions as the titantron shows The Ace delivering Ace-Plants to Phillip Burns and Showtyme. The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards. The cards stop falling as The Ace confidently struts over to the steel steps before he climbs them and steps through the ropes. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope. He raises both arms in the air. The Ace then climbs down and he walks to the middle of the ring as the song fades, the lights return to normal...
Eric Hardy: Number one on the list….the man who was inches away from putting Everyman down last week…The Ace.
Kelly Knite: Dude is looking to win this. Honestly…I highly doubt that’s going to happen.
Eric Hardy: Well he has to out last twenty nine other men….so if he want’s it….he’s gonna have to work hard.
"First you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you're gonna die"
Tyler's voice is heard over the P.A system just before Five Finger Death Punches "White Knuckles" comes blasting over the P.A. system. "Oh, f*** it all!" The heavy guitars blast throw the speakers and the opening verse is heard, JFK comes walking out from the back wearing a JFK T-Shirt and his normal wrestling gear. He makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans and rolls into the ring; he stands in the middle of the ring throwing his arms out in a crucifix pose with his body tilted to the side a bit and then heads to his corner waiting for the match to start.
Eric Hardy: And here’s number two. Former National Champion JFK.
Kelly Knite: Oh that Karn boy…..when will he ever realize we don’t care about him?
Eric Hardy: Who knows….the ref puts two minutes on the clock and calls for the bell. We're doing this Kelly.
The Ace and JFK start circling around each other. Waiting for the right opportunity to strike. Finally Ace shoots in and twists JFK’s arm behind his back into a hammer lock and pulls up. Karn shouts out in pain and tries to reverse it but Ace doesn’t allow it to happen. Instead he wrenches the arm up as hard as he can and then follows it up with a forearm to the back of the head for good measure. JFK stumbles forward and Ace pops off the ground with a standing dropkick that finds its mark right in the center of JFK’s spine. Karn stumbles forward even more into the ropes and Ace looks to try and flip him over but JFK counters with a back elbow. JFK puts Ace in his position and tries to hoist him over the ropes. The Ace teeters but plants an elbow right in the top of Karn’s skull. JFK lets go of Ace and Ace takes him down to the mat with a spinning neck breaker.
Kelly Knite: Two elimination attempts already and we're not even a minute into this thing.
Eric Hardy: There looking to eliminate quick in order to rest up…but I don’t know how well that’s going to work.
The Ace grabs JFK by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He pulls Karn over toward the ropes and tries to throw him over but JFK holds on for dear life. Ace clubs on Karns shoulder and neck to try and weaken his defense. Ace grabs a hand full of tights and dumps Karn over the top rope, although he only lands on the apron. Karn pulls himself to his feet and Ace swings a punch but JFK ducks it and puts a shoulder into the mid-section of The Ace, The Ace stumbles back and Karn gets back into the ring and hits Ace with a heel kick. Ace goes down and JFK starts beating on him. 5.….4.…3...2.….1!
“Louder Then Words” by Celldweller hit the P.A system as Kristoff Liam Bates comes running down to the ring.
Eric Hardy: Entrant number three is here mister K…L….B!
Kelly Knite: Good…I’m having some tech issues with my computer.
Eric Hardy: I think he’s more interested in competing in the Riot match.
Kelly Knite: Why?
Eric Hardy: So he can win it….
Kelly Knite: BwaHaHaHaHaHa…that’s rich! But seriously…I’m having some problems with Java or whatever….
KLB climbs into the ring and attacks JFK. Karn stumbles off of The Ace and looks to square off against Master Bates. JFK swings a punch and it nails Bates right in the forehead. Karn follows it up with a few more punches before Kristoff has enough and grapples him into a Northern Lights Suplex. Karn hit’s the mat and as KLB starts trying to continue his assault on JFK, the Ace comes up from behind. The Ace shoves Bates and it only causes Bates to turn around. But that’s what Ace wanted and he puts a boot right into the midsection of Bates. Ace hooks him up and nails him with a double underhook backbreaker. Bate’s spine wraps around the knee of The Ace and he yells out in pain.
Eric Hardy: Oh that move is going to show its effects on Bates all night.
Kelly Knite: Yeah that’s definitely bad news bears for Bates.
Ace stomps on the tender spot in Bate’s back just as JFK finds his way to his feet. Ace looks over and he spots a Karn kick flying in his direction, he puts his arms up to block it but still seems to stumble back into the ropes, dazed and confused. Karn gets some speed built up and he looks like he’s going to clothesline The Ace out of the ring. He runs at the Ace but Ace explodes from the ropes and drills Karn with a nice spear. JFK hit’s the ground with no breath in his lungs and The Ace smells blood. Bates whips Ace around and drops him with the DDT. Ace hit’s the mat in pain and Bates starts trying to maneuver The Ace toward the ropes. A few moments later a groggy Karn joins Bates and starts trying to force Ace out of the ring too. The Ace holds on for dear life when…. 5...4...3...2.…1!
“Mosh” by Eminem plays and Xavier Williams comes running down to the ring.
Kelly Knite: Put away your wallets it’s Black Jesus himself.
Eric Hardy: Can the one man crusade take home the Riot match?
Kelly Knite: Maybe if he steals it.
Williams gets into the ring and breaks up the Ace elimination party. He pulls JFK around first and nails him with a roaring elbow. Bates notices what’s going on but he gets a step up Enzi guru for his trouble. Ace stumbles out and he gets loaded and launched with a belly to belly suplex. The crowd pops for Xavier’s clean sweep.
Eric Hardy: Xavier Williams is really cleaning house right now.
Kelly Knite: Now he just has to eliminate these crackah ass honkeys.
Eric Hardy: What?
Kelly Knite: The white people.
JFK starts stirring again so Xavier hit’s the ropes and comes back with a running yakuza kick, JFK ducks under at the last second and Bates is the one who tastes the boot. Bates goes down and X turns around right into a FameACEr from you know who. Xavier goes down and a woozy JFK meets Ace head on. JFK tries to stay on top of Ace and it seems to work at first, he keeps control of The Ace and manages to beat him into the corner. JFK climbs up and starts a ten punch in the corner. One, two, three, four, but Ace hoists him up looking for a power bomb but then….
5...4...3...2...1!
Indestructible by Disturbed plays as the current X-Division Champion comes running down the ramp sans the belt.
Andrew Jacobsen jumps onto the apron, climbs onto the turnbuckle and nails JFK, still seated in the power bomb position with a missile dropkick. But JFK keeps his legs locked and he uses the dropkicks momentum and sends Ace flying with a hurricanrana. Ace stumbles forward and is now hanging over the top rope. Karn looks to capitalize but The Ace pulls the top rope down and JFK falls forward and out to the floor below.
ELIMINATED: JFK by The Ace
Eric Hardy: And there goes JFK. First elimination of the night done by the number one entrant.
Kelly Knite: He might try and look a little less proud he still has twenty eight other guys left to worry about.
The Ace beams but meets Andrew’s heel with a spinning heel kick. The Ace falls down holding his jaw and Jacobsen takes it to the former champion. Meanwhile Williams and Bates are fighting it out on the other side. Xavier is nailing Bates with chops to the chest…each one stings more than the other. Williams whips Bates to the other side of the ring and looks for a rolling Elbow but Bates side steps it and starts looking for the rear naked choke, X uses elbows to break loose and roll away.
Eric Hardy: Close calls here for both men. But the timer is counting down again.
Kelly Knite: Who is next?
5...4.…3...2.….1!
Sun Doesn’t Rise by Mushroomhead plays as Freakke The Clown comes running down to the ring.
Eric Hardy: It’s time for the first of two clowns to get there hands wet in this match.
Kelly Knite: I hope Freakke is serious…this is no laughing matter.
Bates and X, who had been paying attention to each other stop as Freakke enters the match. They both look like there going to go after him but Freakke puts his palm out to stop them. Instead he just holds his arm out for a shake. Bate’s obliges and puts his hand out and he gets shocked by the hand buzzer Freakke had on. Xavier makes a move but he gets water sprayed into his face by the flower on Freakke’s chest. Freakke laughs along with the crowd until he takes a high knee from the Ace.
Eric Hardy: Boo! Leave it to Ace to ruin a good time.
Kelly Knite: Well that’s what Freakke gets for clowning around.
Xavier can’t see with all the water in his eyes so he swings a stiff shot at Freakke only to hit The Ace instead. The Ace falls down to the mat holding his jaw as Bates comes in and nails X with a spine buster. Bates talks a little trash to X but Jacobsen comes in with a diving reverse DDT. Bates hit’s the mat and Jacobsen wipes his hands clean but doesn’t see Freakke get back to his feet and drop the X-Division champ with a Russian leg sweep. Freakke stands tall throughout the carnage as the time counts down once again.
5.…4.….3.…2.…..1!!!!
"Down for Life” by Testament begins to play as the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, Paul James comes running onto the scene.
Eric Hardy: It’s time to Take to the Sky, Kelly. Here comes Paul James. And just to help you folks at home keep up we still have The Ace, Bates, Xavier Williams, Andrew Jacobsen, and Freakke the Clown in the ring right now. Add Paul James and that’s six men.
Kelly Knite: I’m pretty sure people can count.
Paul James slides into the ring and meets up with Freakke the Clown right off the bat. They trade shots left and right as Xavier Williams fights with The Ace, and Bates battles with Andrew Jacobsen. Paul James tosses Freakke with an arm drag followed by a dropkick. Jacobsen has Bates teetering over the ropes while Xavier and Ace trade punches back and forth. Bates puts an elbow into the temple of Andrew and he backs off. Bates twists Jacobsen’s arm into an arm wrench and a quick paced Paul James springboards off the ropes and nails Andrew with a dropkick. AJ#2 goes down to the ground holding his arm as Bates meets up with Freakke. Bates and Freakke lock up and Bates hit’s a Manhattan drop on Freakke. The clown holds his jewels and Bates follows it up with an uppercut that puts the Clown on the ground. Xavier is sending swift side kicks to the knee and thigh of The Ace. Ace hunches down and as Xavier comes walking up he takes a thumb to the eye. X holds his eye and Ace nails him with an Ace-Plant and falls into the corner to take a breather. Paul James and Jacobsen continue their battle. Paul goes for a kick but Andrew catches it and pushes it away. Paul spins with the momentum but gets nailed by a dropkick that sends Paul James flipping over the top rope.
ELIMINATED: Paul James by Andrew Jacobsen
Eric Hardy: Jacobsen eliminated Paul James.
Kelly Knite: Look at him brag to Kristoff!
Eric Hardy: He isn’t bragging. He’s challenging. He’s asking Bates if he can do that!
Bates nods his head and grabs Freakke by his. He points at Andrew then the outside and just hip tosses the clown up and over to the outside.
ELIMINATED: Freakke The Clown by Kristoff Liam Bates.
Eric Hardy: Well there you go. Bates eliminates Freakke.
Kelly Knite: Well look at The Ace. I think he feels a little left out.
Ace pulls himself out of the corner and grabs Xavier. He mouths off to Bates and Jacobsen that he can do it too and starts dragging Xavier over toward the ropes. Ace goes to toss Xavier but X reverses it and Ace’s back is to the ropes. X has himself a little Straight Edge party with Ace. Every elbow and every kick sending Ace dangerously close to falling out of the ring.
Eric Hardy: Well it seems like Ace is having a little trouble there.
Xavier gets a running start to finish the combo with a yakuza kick but a dazed Ace drops to his knees and X misses with the kick but finds himself sitting rather gingerly over the top rope. Ace shakes the cobwebs out and kicks the top rope sending pain through the groin of Black Jesus. X holds his junk and Ace shoves Xavier out of the ring. He drops to his knees…a bit winded but successful at his goal.
ELIMINATED: Xavier Williams by The Ace.
Jacobsen looks to go after Ace but Bates steps in front of him and they start fighting as Ace takes a breather in the corner.
5.…4.…3.…2.…1!
“Yoghurt” by Fortune Drive hit’s the speakers and out comes Jack Hammond
Eric Hardy: Here comes the Hamster! He makes it four after that showing off fest by Jacobsen, Bates and the Ace.
Kelly Knite: Hammond could be the guy. How hard can it be?
As Hammond slides into the ring Bates is taking a pendulum back breaker from Jacobsen. Bates yells out in pain as his tender back takes another hard shot. Hammond sets his sights on The Ace who wipes his brow of sweat and locks up with the Hamster. The Ace swings at Hammond but Jack ducks it and nails Ace with a jawbreaker. Ace hit’s the mat as Jacobsen turns his attention toward Jack Hammond. They both lock up but the fresher Hammond gets the advantage with a snap mare take down. Hammy follows it up with a swift shin to the neck of Jacobsen who falls over nursing his neck. Bates gets to his feet and goes right after Hammy whose on a tear right now and Hammond hits him with a few kicks and then whips him to the corner. Bates is dazed in the corner and the crowd realize he’s setting up for The Mustang! Jack gets a full head of steam and runs for it but Bates dives out of the way at the right time leaving Jack’s knees to get a cap full of steel post. Jack stands lodged in the corner his knees sort of wedged between the top and second corner buckle.
Eric Hardy: Hammond is stuck?
Kelly Knite: More like in too much pain to move. But at least he cant be eliminated like that.
Jacobsen finds his bearings just as The Ace does and the Ace takes a diving lariat for his troubles. Bates gets to his feet, holding his lower back and Jacobsen and him meet in the middle of the ring exchanging rights and lefts. Ace finds himself back in the mix as well joining the fray of rights with his own. At this point nobody notices Jack Hammond starting to climb up the turnbuckle. Ace hits Andrew, Bates hits Ace, Andrew hits Bates. Chops and kicks, no man seeming to gain the upper hand….until Jack Hammond comes flying off the top rope with TOP GEAR! He sends his knee’s full force into the circle of punches and all four men go down!
Eric Hardy: WHAT A MOVE!
Kelly Knite: Holy crap! Everyone is down and now the counter is starting again.
Eric Hardy: Whoever comes in has the full advantage.
5.…4.…3.…2.…1!
Redneck by Lamb of God plays as Mark Evil comes running out. Complete with barbed wire wrapped around his arm.
Eric Hardy: Uh oh. Things are about to get Xtreme!
Kelly Knite: Um….you guys should just try staying down.
Mark Evil slides into the ring just as KLB starts getting to his feet. Mark lines up for the clothesline and BAM he connects with it! Bates eats a face full of barbed wire clothesline. Mark grabs Jack Hammond and lifts Jack up with two hands by his throat and then just slams him down as hard as he can forcing Hammond to roll over on his stomach. Jacobsen gets in the face of Mark Evil but Evil gets him in the M.E bomb. The 360 gut wrench sit out power bomb leaves Jacobsen gasping for air. Ace goes for something but Mark just hit’s a kick and then drills Ace into the ground with the choke slam, Mark Evil walks over to the ropes, steps over them and drops down to the floor.
ELIMINATED: Mark Evil by…..um…Mark Evil?
Kelly Knite: Uh…what just happened?
Eric Hardy: Mark Evil came, saw and conquered. And then left.
Kelly Knite: Apparently so….and now nobody is moving.
Bates rolls over and his face is cut open from the barbed wire but he seems to be moving more then the rest of the bunch at this point. He starts pulling himself to his feet just as Jack Hammond starts twitching a bit from being tossed like a rag doll. Bate’s wipes the blood from his forehead and heads over toward Jack Hammond. KLB limps a bit from the work on his back but he grabs Jack by the ears and starts tugging to get Jack to his feet. Bates tries tossing Hammond over the ropes but he can only get The Hamster half way. Bates tries to push him the rest of the way but Hammond is still holding on, using his upper body strength to push up on the apron.
5.…4.…3.…2.…1!
“Redemption” by Shadows Fall plays next as Brad Kane comes out to the ring.
Eric Hardy: Here comes Brad Kane.
Kelly Knite: Who has a wife and a bunch of kids……just thought that was important.
Brad Kane slides into the ring and instantly drives a ruthless kick to the back of Bate’s head. He collapses in the ring holding his head and Jack Hammond takes a back fist that finally see's the hamster hit the arena floor.
ELIMINATED: Jack Hammond by Brad Kane
Brad Kane grabs Andrew Jacobsen next and nails him with an exploder suplex. Ace comes stomping in now and nails a few rights but Brad no sells it like a strong style saint and drills the wild card with another BK backfist. Brad Kane see’s KLB starting to get back up so he starts to measure Bates out for another hard kick. He swings but Bates ducks it and Kristoff latches on the Rear Naked Chocke from out of nowhere attempting to squeeze the life out of Brad Kane.
Andrew Jacobsen gets back to his feet and goes after The Ace as the ref yells at Bates to break the hold. Jacobsen hits a snap suplex on the Ace and The Ace climbs back to his feet and Andrew gets the better of him with an arm drag. Ace slaps the mat and gets up and puts a knee into Jacobsen’s mid-section. He hunches over and Ace drops him with the Reversal of Forturne and Jacobsen goes down. Ace turns around and finds himself with CPU Trouble from Kristoff. Ace goes down and Bates turns back to trying to eliminate Brad Kane.
5.…4.…3...2.….1
"Still Unbroken" by Lynyrd Skynyrd begins to play as Jake Keeton comes running down the ramp.
Eric Hardy: This new guy Jake Keeton has found himself a great opportunity. All these men are tired and hurt and he’s coming in fresh.
Kelly Knite: If I were him, Id be going after The Ace and Bates. They’ve been in here the longest.
Keeton goes right after The Ace, just like Kelly advised. The Ace seems tired but still tries his best to fight back. A few punches find there mark but there nothing that Jake cant take. He tries to push Ace over the top rope…being joined eventually by Andrew Jacobsen but The Ace wraps both legs and both arms around the top rope and starts screaming NOOOOO! NOOOOOO! As both men try to pry The Ace’s grip. Meanwhile, Brad Kane is rubbing Bate’s eye and open wound across the top rope. Bates shivers in pain as Brad uses the friction of the ropes to cause pain to the NORMAL one.
Eric Hardy: This is getting nuts. Bate’s is busted open….Ace is holding on for dear life, men has been thrown, tossed, they have leaped into the air and we're only eleven people in.
Kelly Knite: I know…we havent even got to the good half yet.
Keeton gets tired of The Ace screaming in his ear and he decks Jacobsen in the side of the head. Andrew stumbles back from the shot and looks up at Keeton who takes a Lights Out straight to the teeth! Instead of capitalizing on Keeton, Jacobsen turns his attention toward Brad Kane hitting a running elbow that dazes the younger Kane in the ropes for a few seconds. Andrew takes a running start and looks for a cross body but Brad ducks and Andrew flies over the top landing on the apron unbeknownst to Bradley. Jacobsen climbs to his feet and hit’s a springboard bull dog, wrapping his arm around Brad Kane and hitting a dropkick to a now standing Keeton that takes away Jakes balance and sends him flipping over the top rope.
ELIMINATED: Jake Keeton by Andrew Jacobsen
Eric Hardy: Oh My Gawd! What a move! Talk about multi-tasking.
Kelly Knite: Definitely! The Ace is just as surprised as everyone is.
The Ace is on his knees shaking his head as Andrew motions for him to bring it.
5.…4.…3.….2.….1!
“Amen” by Handles Messiah Symphony plays as Reverend James Bradley hit’s the ring.
Kelly Knite: I wonder what God thinks of the Riot match?
Eric Hardy: Why don’t you ask him.
Kelly Knite: Nah…..I don’t talk to people who suck.
Bradley hit’s the ring and Jacobsen gets somebody to face off against. The Reverend begins to trade punches with Jacobsen and Bates and The Ace start squaring off on the other side of the ring while Brad Kane catches his breath. Bradley loads Jacobsen up with a Samoa Drop and starts spinning using Jacobsen’s feet to kick Ace and Bates in the head. Brad comes in and hits Bradley with a thrust kick and James falls down, dropping Jacobsen with the Somoa drop.
Eric Hardy: So…people can use people as a weapon?
Kelly Knite: It looks that way.
Kane meets Bradley as he gets back up and Brad Kane loads Bradley up for a suplex. Bradley blocks it at first but Kane eventually gets him up. But Brad doesn’t go backwards he falls forward and The Reverends eats a mouth full of canvas. As Brad sits up he gets hit with a front dropkick from Jacobsen. The Ace comes up and grabs Andrew by the back of his head and bounces his head off the turnbuckle as the next count down starts up.
5.…..4.….3.…2.…1!
“Just Look At me” by the Brian Schram Band hit’s the speakers as Sexy Jason comes running to the ring carrying his Sexy-System workout drink in hand.
Eric Hardy: I wonder if Sexy Jason’s fitness program will really help him win tonight?
Sexy Jason slides into the ring and takes a guzzle from the container of Sexy-System. Brad Kane comes running up and he gets his eye’s full of Sexy System. Brad tries to wipe his eyes clean and Sexy Jason grabs him by the head and tosses him over the ropes.
ELIMINATED: Brad Kane by Sexy Jason
Eric Hardy: I guess there’s my answer.
Kelly Knite: OOH! How’d that taste Brad? Was it Sexy Delicious? Ha ha Ha!
Sexy Jason walks over towards James Bradley and starts throwing punches. Jacobsen and Bates are fighting each other and Ace is resting under the bottom rope near the corner. Any time anybody comes near him he grabs onto the rope for dear life.
Kelly Knite: The Ace is acting like a girl.
Eric Hardy: No he’s acting smart. He’s been in there the longest so he’s trying to get a rest.
Kelly Knite: What about Bates?
Eric Hardy: He hasn’t been that lucky.
Jacobsen is seen cracking his boot off the back of Bate’s head with an eziguir and Bates falls on the ground. Sexy Jason hit’s a suplex on Bradley and he hit’s the mat and Jacobsen walks into a Sexy Relaxer. Andrew goes down and Sexy Jason builds some momentum off the ropes and hit’s a clothesline on the Ace and he flips over the ropes! But Ace holds on with both arms not allowing his feet to touch. He uses his upper arm strength to pull himself back in and gets drilled with a Sexy Suplex!
Eric Hardy: He skinned the cat right into a move by Sexy Jason.
Kelly Knite: Hey…why do they call it skinning the cat anyway?
Eric Hardy: I’m not sure.
Kelly Knite: It’s kind of morbid right?
Eric Hardy: A little bit.
5...4...3...2...1!
“I Will Not Bow” by Breaking Benjamin as Lance Ryan comes running down to the ring.
Eric Hardy: Oh yeah! Here comes The Icon!
Kelly Knite: Lance Ryan is going to change the way things go.
Lance Ryan slides into the ring runs right through James Bradley with The Road Block! Bradley hit’s the ground and convulses in pain from the move. Sexy Jason runs up but he gets a mouth full of Canada Calling and he hit’s the mat. Lance looks around but fails to see Bates with a forearm to the back. Lance tenses up but hits him with a back elbow and he stumbles back.
Eric Hardy: You gotta think Lance Ryan is the favorite right now.
Kelly Knite: Everyone else is tired and fading fast. The icon has all the time in the world right now.
Bates shakes off the elbow and puts his shoulder into Lance and shoves him back toward the rope. Suddenly James Bradley shows up trying to help Bates. Then Sexy Jason. Then Jacobsen. Then The Ace. They all try and hoist Lance up and they do it with ease but Ryan fights back as fast as he can and he gets them to let go before he gets eliminated. He double clotheslines Bates and Ace and hit’s a Road Block on Jacobsen on the rebound.
5.…4.…3.….2.….1
“The Red” by Chevelle plays over the P.A system and Mr. Red comes running out.
Kelly Knite: Who betta than Kany-”
Eric Hardy: NO! Don’t you dare finish that!
Kelly Knite: Why not?
Eric Hardy: The whole world would explode!
Mr. Red comes in all guns blazing and as James Bradley starts getting up he grabs him by the head and tosses him right over the ropes.
ELIMINATED: James Bradley by Mr. Red
Eric Hardy: That was fast.
Kelly Knite: Thats what she said.
Mr. Red turns around and drills Lance Ryan with a hard right hand then takes him down with an atomic drop. Red is right up and Bates comes from the side but Red counters with a Crucifix Drop. He's right back to his feet and catches a drop kick from Jacobsen to the face, he stumbles back and Ace plants him with a full nelson. Ryan is back to his feet and low blows the Ace, much to the delight of the fans and goes to send him over the top rope but Ace holds on and drives an elbow into Ryan's face. The Ace gullotines Ryan on the top rope and climbs back into the ring. Sexy Jason comes in from the side with a knee lift to Ace's midsection and sends him right back out onto the apron.
Eric Hardy: Its seems everyone is working hard to eliminate the Ace.
Kelly Knite: Thats what happens when you don't have any friends.
Jason pulls back to deck Ace but Ace head butts him in the face, Jason stumbles backwards and right into a Double Knee Backbreaker by Mr. Red. Ace steps into the ring and Red goes right for him, but Ace side steps and Red flies through the second rope and out onto the floor. He is not eliminated. Ace laughs to himself and doesn't notice Bates come in with a nasty twisting neck breaker. Bates locks Ace right into a crossface. Ryan climbs back to his feet and gets drilled with a Jacobsen super kick that sends him into the corner. Jacobsen nails a shining wizard in the corner and brings Ryan out for a runnung bull dog.
5...4...3...2...1
"All Nightmare Long" by Metallica plays as Joe Everyman runs straight for the ring, diving under the ropes.
Eric Hardy: I'm going to venture a guess that Everyman is going right for Ryan and the Ace.
Kelly Knite: Duh.
Jacobsen turns right into a Twist of Fate, Sexy Jason is stopped with a spine buster, Bates gets to his feet but Everyman knees him in the gut and takes him over with a muscle buster. Ryan starts to get to his feet but Everyman runs right at him and pump kicks Ryan in th chest and follows it right up with a drop kick to the chest.
Kelly Knite: Wow, Everyman looks damn impressive.
Eric Hardy: He sure does Kelly, but I think he's forgetting about someone.
Joe pulls Ryan to his feet and EKO's Lance Ryan. Joe gets to his feet, a devilish grin plastered on his face while he watches Ryan crawl on his hands and knees trying to get back to his feet when the Ace whips Joe around and delivers a devastating Ace Plant.
Kelly Knite: Gotta watch that Ace, I'm telling you.
Eric Hardy: He wants Joe's title amost as much as he wants the world title shot, keep that in mind.
Sexy Jason is to his feet, he and the Ace hoist Joe Everyman up over their heads and toss him out in a cross body fashion into Mr. Red. The two smile at each other before Ace clothes line Sexy Jason.
ELIMINATED: Joe Everyman by The Ace and Sexy Jason.
Eric Hardy: Who would of thunk?
5...4...3...2...1
"Cult of Personality" by In Living Color blares through out the arena as the Dark Messiah himself flies into the ring.
Kelly Knite: JIMMY ZANE HAS ARRIVED!!!!
Zane ducks the Ace and counters with Sacrilegious Uncertainty. Sexy Jason tries to grab him from behind for a German suplex but Zane rockets and elbow into his face that nearly cracks of few of his teeth and plants him with a jaw brekaer. Bates comes at him and the two lock up, Bates manages to over power him but Zane slips behind him and shoves him into the corner. Bates turns around and Zane nails a kick and lands the headshrinker.
Kelly Knite: Jimmy needs to be careful here.
Zane starts to climb the ropes, he gets to the top and signals for Black Magic when Mr. Red climbs up and shoves him off the top rope, Jimmy Zane drops down and langs gingerly across the top rope, griping his twig and berries for dear life. Andrew Jacobsen kicks Jimmy hard in the back of the head and Zane drops down onto the ring apron. Jacobsen grabs the ropes and tries to base ball slide kick Zane, but Jimmy grabs his feet and manages to trip him up. Bates takes advantage of the situation and tries to dump Jacobsen over the ropes, Lance Ryan joins in too. For the moment they seem to have forgotten Jimmy Zane who climbs back into the ring, only to be placd in a Jason's Figure.
Eric Hardy: Submissions won't do much but wear your opponent down.
Kelly Knite: Isn't that the quickest way to eliminate someone?
Eric Hardy: It could be, seems like a waste of energy.
5...4...3...2...1
"Party all Day" by Steel Panther plays as Harold Campbell saunters into the ring.
Eric Hardy: This is going to get a little violent.
Harold marches right over to Ryan and Bates who are trying to break Jacobsen's grip on the ropes. He clothes lines Ryan out of his way and head butts Bates. Campbell grabs Jacobsen by the neck and tries to force him out of the ring, Jacobsen drops down onto the apron, Campbell still has his hands around his throat, but Mr. Red comes up from behind and tries to dump Campbell out of the ring, except he can't quite get him over.
Kelly Knite: I think we're about to see how much betta he is.
Campbell releases Jacobsen and turns around to Mr. Red who slaps him across the face and screams "WHOS BETTA!?" Harold laughs and decks him in the face as hard as he can, knocking him onhis back side and yells "ME!!!!"
Eric Hardy: And now we know.
Harold picks Mr. Red up over his head in a gorilla press slam position. The entire arena marvels at the strenght of Harold Campbell as he presses Mr. Red over his head when...
5...4...3...2...1
"Rip it up" by Jet plays and Nelly Angel enters the arena to a huge pop.
Eric Hardy: Here comes possibly one of the most lovable members of the roster... NELLY ANGEL!!!
Nelly rolls into the ring, springs to his feet and comes up behind Harold Campbell who still has Mr. Red over his head and spring boards off the second rope spins and kicks Harold Campbell dead in the center of the spine sending Campbell teetering near the ropes where he basically drops Mr. Red over the top, Campbell turns just in time to see Nelly fly through the air with the ANGEL ZIMMER!!!! Knocking Harold off balance enough to knock him over the top rope and out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Mr. Red and Harold Campbell by Nelly Angel.
Eric Hardy: Holy crap that as awesome.
Kelly Knite: I'm a little in shock. The smallest guy eliminated the biggest guy in the match.
Eric Hardy: Me too, but no one else is.
Nelly turns around and sees Lance Ryan, Kristoff Bates, Sexy Jason, Jimmy Zane and The Ace all glaring at him. Lance makes the first move and Nelly dodges the punch but walks right into a spin kick from Jimmy Zane which sends him head first into a face buster by Bates. Jason grabs Bates with a dragon sleeper ddt. Zane springs board with a lion sult on Nelly. Ryan and the Ace lock up, Ace pulling him into a side head lock, Ryan pushing him off and catching him on the rebound with a shoulder block. Nelly climbs back to his feet and Ryan spins him around into knee smash followed up with a Russian Leg Sweep.
Eric Hardy: Christ, everyone has paired off and all hell is braking loose.
Kelly Knite: We all knew this match would be crazy.
Eric Hardy: Its about to get crazier.
"Again we Rise" by Lamb of God plays as Angel makes his way to the ring with much fanfare.
Kelly Knite: Savior X has arrived, and just to update we have The Ace, Bates, Sexy Jason, Lance Ryan, Nelly Angel, Andrew Jacobsen and Jimmy Zane in the ring.
Jacobsen and Angel pair off right from the get go, Andrew and Angel begin to exchange blows when Sexy Jason plows through Andy and goes right for Angel. The two of them start pounding away at the sides of each others heads. Angel and Jason fall to the mat and roll out under the bottom ropes and to the floor, not eliminated.
Eric Hardy: Jason has been calling out Angel all week and it looks like their going to try and settle their differences tonight.
Kelly Knite: Not going to happen Hardly.
Jacobsen turns into a Road Block by Lance Ryan who gets to his feet and is greeted by a German Suplex from Kristoff Bates. Jimmy Zane doesn't want to miss out on the fun and tackles Bates into the ropes and turns him around where he begins to lay in rights and lefts. The Ace spots Jacobsen, who has been spotty the whole match and decides to target him. Ace runs in looking for a knee lift but Andrew sees it coming and drop toe holds the Ace straight into a turn buckle. Andrew gets to his feet and Nelly Angel comes off the rope by Andy catches him and just slams him down on the mat.
5...4...3...2...1
"Waking the Fallen" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the PA and Gabriel Karras comes down to the ring.
Kelly Knite: The second of two holy men arrives.
Karras goes righ tat Jacobsen by Jacobsen spins around him and pulls him into a inverted neck breaker. Ace is back to his feet and grabs Andy in a choke hold, Jimmy Zane and Nelly Angel climb to opposing top turn buckles and both come flying off with drop kicks right into the chest and face of both Andrew Jacobsen and the Ace, all four men go down to the mat. Bates and Ryan try to lock up but Bates slips behind Ryan with a rear waist lock and drops him on his face. Bates looks for another crossface but Ryan gets out of it and back to a vertical base where he find Gabriel Karras ready and waiting to nail Ryan with Gospel according to Mark.
Eric Hardy: You absolutely have to have eyes in the back of your skull to win this match.
Kelly Knite: Or so it seems Hardly.
Karras looks pretty proud of himself and doesn't seem to notice Nelly and Zane coming at him from both sides, Nelly with a crossbody and Zane with a drop kick to the backs of the legs. Karras goes down, the two daredevils are up and they both go right for each other with a double clothes lines, and their down. Ace staggers to his feet, surveys the land scape and grabs Andrew Jacobsen again, he runs at the ropes and tries to toss him over but Andy elbows Ace in the jaw and turns around with a wicked clothes line. Bates starts to crawl to his feet but taks a punt kick from Lance Ryan, and the Icon is the only man still standing.
5...4...3...2...1
"Bad Magick" by Godsmack plays and Hexx barrels into the ring where Lance Ryan drives right hand after right hand into his face, knocking him into the ropes where Ryan spins and delivers a discus lariat that sends Hexx right back out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Hexx by Lance Ryan
Eric Hardy: Wow, and Hexx wins the award for quickest elimination.
Kelly Knite: And I'm sure he's happy about that.
Lance looks exhausted as he turns around to see The Ace glaring right at him, no love loss their. The two men collide in the center of the ring and Ace chops Ryan so hard the entire arena feels it. Somewhere outside of the ring Sexy Jason and Angel are still brawling. The two of them have found their way into the crowd. Jason is clubbing Angel over the back with a steel chair, all the while security is trying to usher them toward the ring,.
Kelly Knite: They do know they have to be in the ring to win, right?
Eric Hardy: As long as they aren't in the ring they can't be eliminated.
Kelly Knite: True.
Sexy Jason hits the Sexy Relaxer on the steel chair, leaving Angel knocked out in the crowd, he starts to make his way back to the ring. Meanwhile the Ace is in the midst of a heated four way slug fest with Andy, Bates and Ryan. The four of them are just laying into each other. Jimmy Zane and Nelly Angel are tangling in th corner, each one jockying for position. Nelly swings and Zane ducks, Zane kicks and Nelly blocks, so on and so forth. In the slug fest we see Ace and Ryan have gotten the best of the others and leveled Andy with double clothes line. Ryan and Ace pull Bates up for a double suplex and plant him hard. The two of them get to their feet and run in together, body splashing Nelly and Zane in the same corner. The two little guys drop, Ace and Ryan turn around and just start slugging each other in the face has hard as they can, welts begin to swell.
Eric Hardy: It's amazing how much they hate each other.
Kelly Knite: Considering how alike they are.
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"Progeny" by Celtic Frost hits the speakers and Blackheart comes down to the ring.
Kelly Knite: The first big masked giant in the match and he's a mean mother.
Blackheart slides in the ring and is met by several hard stomps by one Karras. Blackheart however no sells the stuffing out of those kicks and gets right to his feet. Karras goes off the ropes and launches himself at Blackheart who catches him in a scoop slam position, Blackheart hoists Karras up and dumps him out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Gabriel Karras by Blackheart.
Blackheart pounds his chest and turns around into a Body Check from Andrew Jacobsen. Andrew pulls Blackheart back to his feet and starts to push him over the ropes, Nelly and Bates come in from the sides and help, Blackheart soon topples out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Blackheart by Andrew Jacobsen, Kristoff Bates and Nelly Angel.
Eric Hardy: As fast as he came, Blackheart is gone with the wind.
Kelly Knite: Not after leavng a mark on this match.
Bates turns into a double team by Nelly and Andy which sees Bates double hip tossed and double drop kicked. The two get up and shake hands when from the side Jacobsen is blind sided by Sexy Jason. Nelly looks shocked and tries to do something but Jason fires a right hand into Nelly's stomach and pulls him in for a gutwrench power bomb. Lance Ryan looks for another Road block on Jason but Jason has enough energy left to counter with a European upper cut that sends Ryan right into the arms of the Ace who overhead belly to belly suples him. Bates grabs Jason from behind and tries to take him down with backbreaker but Jason blocks it and snap mares Bates.
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"In ashes they shall reap" by Hatebreed plays as Rob Diamond comes to the ring.
Eric Hardy: This is the man we all love to hate.
Kelly Fox: I just hate him.
Diamond comes in and just levels Jason with a lariat. He turns and takes down Zane with a shoulder block. Jacobsen tries to catch him off guard but Rob nails the Diamond Cutter. Nelly Angel flies into him with a forearm and Rob fires back with a back fist Nelly tumbles backward and Rob takes him down with a Lou Thez press Rob mounts Nelly and begins to fire shot after shot into the face of Nelly Angel. Rob rolls off of him and Lance Ryan grabs him for a under hook side slam but Rob blocks it and instead grabs Ryan for a side slam. Rob gets up and catches a Bates certefied belly to belly suplex.
Kelly Knite: Rob almost looked impresive, but he just walked right into that move.
Eric Hardy: Yet another man with not friends.
Bates staggers to his feet and Sexy Jason kicks him in the back and grabs him the head and rams his face into the mat. Sexy Jason poses when out of no where Angel flies off the top rope with a HEAVEN'S FURY BULLDOG! Sexy Jason is down, Angel kips up to his feet. Nelly runs in and Angel hip tosses him. Ace tries to tackle him and he gets a super kick for his trouble. Rob staggers to his feet and Angel hits him with a pump handle slam. Sexy Jason is almost to his feet when Angel Irish whips him with all of his strength into the ropes. Jason topples out onto the apron, he pulls himself up, facing the crowd an Angel grabs him from behind for the Revelations, basically using the ropes to sling shot Sexy Jason off of the apron and face first into the guard rails!
ELIMINATED: Sexy Jason by Angel.
Eric Hardy: Holy crap, that was awesome.
Kelly Knite: Sexy Jason got the better of Angel outsideof the ring but it looks like the dread locked pygmy got the better of him yet again in the ring.
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"You better pray" by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus plays while Steve Awesome slowly makes his way to the ring.
Eric Hardy: The gold standard of nCw is back and he's ready to riot.
Steve climbs into the ring and waits for someone to make the first move, ITS ANGEL! Angel forearm smashes Steve in the face, knocking him off balance but Steve returns in kind with his own forearm and knife edge chop. Angel staggers back and Steve nails the Jaw Breaker, laying him out. The Ace comes in to get him some and the Awesome one replies with a Heart Attack. He begs someone else to make a move and this time it's both Bates and Ryan coming from either side, Steve catchs Bates first with a elbow to the cheek bone and Ryan second with a lunging clothes line.
Kelly Knite: Steve Awesome has a huge target on his back in this match.
Eric Hardy: Along with Ace and Lance Ryan, he is a must eliminate for most of the men in this match.
Jacobsen is back to his feet Jimmy Zane catches him with a tornado DDT. Rob Diamond has Angel in the corner where he's delivering knee after knee to the midsection. Nelly Angel seems to be the new play thing of Steve Awesome who has him prepped for the Everybodies favorite submission. Bates is trying to get back up but Ace is stomping the crap out of him. Lance Ryan is to his feet, and he goes for Jimmy Zane, trying to catch him with an axe handle but Jacobsen hits a pele kick to the face of Ryan and Jimmy Zane spring boards with a drop kick.
Kelly Knite: It's getting pretty difficult to keep up with all the action.
Eric Hardy: There are allot of men still in the ring. The Ace, Bates, Zane, Nelly, Jacobsen, Angel, Diamond, Ryan and Awesome.
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"The soldiers sog" by Demon Hunter sends the crowd into over drive as Will Washington hits the ring.
Eric Hardy: The Patriot is a fan favorite to win this whole thing.
Kelly Knite: So are alot of other people.
Washington goes right for Jimmy Zane who is still pounding away at Ryan in the corner. Washington leg sweeps Zane. Ryan stumbles and teeters and Andy looks to take him out of the ring when Washington sends him spinning upside down with a clothes line. Washington and Ryan shake hands as the two of them take off across the ring. They back body drop Angel, clothes line Diamond, side slam and elbow drop Nelly, double body splash Bates and Irish whip Steve into the ropes.
Eric Hardy: Projekt Ikonz is a strong unit in that ring, we should of seen this coming.
Steve comes off the rebound with a flying clothes line. He kips up and catches Washington with a jaw breaker. Steve Awesome sends Washington into the corner, no wait, Will reverses it and sends Steve into the corner. Will runs in and Steve side steps him and sends him face first into the turn buckle. Aweoms turns around in time to see Lance Ryan coming at him and Steve ducks out of the way just as Lance Ryan sends Will Washington flying out of the ring with a huge clothes line. Will bounces off the apron and to the floor below, Ryan looks horrified and Steve only shrugs.
ELIMINATED: Will Washington by Lance Ryan.
Eric Hardy: The Awesome One tricked Lance Ryan.
Kelly Knite: Thats why he's Awesome Eric.
Lance turns around and fires a shot at Steve who blocks it, Angel kicks Lance in the gut, he and Awesome look at each other then go for Ryan and try to knock him out of the ring. Jacobsen finds Bates trying to catch a breather in the corner and scoops him up, Nelly soon joins in the fun.
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"Honor" by Atreyu is next up as Atreyu runs to the ring and slides in.
Kelly Knite: Mike Kane's apprentice has arrived.
Atreyu ducks a shot by Jimmy, super kicks Ace, face plants Diamond and goes over to help Angel and Awesome take out Lance Ryan. Lance is holding on with everything he has as the three men all try to push him over the ropes. Diamond is up first and he targets Nelly again, clubbing him over the back and pulling him in with a dragon sleeper back breaker. Diamond gets to his feet and Jimmy Zane takes him down with a Whisper in the Wind. Jimmy rolls to his feet and Ace looks for a upper cut, nails it and Jimmy almost falls over the ropes but instead uses them to capatpult himself at the Ace with clothes line that the Ace ducks. Ace spins Jimmy around and whips him into a corner where Jacobsen nailsa body splash. The Ace comes up behind Andy and wraps his arms around him in a bear hug and goes for a German but Andrew lands on his feet, much to the Ace's surprise and Jacobsen plants a shin in the side of Ace's face.
Eric Hardy: We're getting down to the last few entrants and things are only starting to heat up.
Kelly Knite: The action so far has been above and beyond what I could have predicted.
Kristoff Bates rips Atreyu away from the Ryan elimination fun time and sends him to the mat with an arm drag take down. Angel and Awesome almost have Ryan over, Bates pulls Angel away now and just rakes the eyes of Angel. Angel is blind for the moment and Jimmy Zane comes out of nowhere with a flyng leg drop ontop of Angel. Awesome pushes Lance the last few inches, but Lance holds on to the ropes, his feet inches from the mat. Bates looks crazed as he spins Steve around but Steve pimp slaps Bates and hits him with a Death Valley driver.
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"Mr. Happy" by ICP plays and the fans scream with joy as the psychotic clown himself enters the riot match.
Eric Hardy: This should be... interesting...
Happy goes over to to Nelly and helps him up, Nelly almost looks happy to see him when Rob Diamond attacks the clonw from behind with a scissor kick. Nelly glares at Rob and tries to lock up with him, however Jimmy Zane turns Nelly into a underhook splex. Diamond grins as he targets the clown, Happy gets up and Rob goes for the Diamond cutter but Happy blocks and and Rob lands on his back side. Mr. Happy runs up the ropes and flies off with the shooting star press, crushing Diamond below.
Kelly Knite: How the hell does he do that?
Eric Hardy: You've got me.
Atreyu and the Ace are exchanging blows on the other side of the ring. Atreyu has a little more in the tank than the Ace and almost knocks him over the ropes but Ace blocks one of his many kick attempts and lands one of his own. Ace drops Atreyu with an underhook power bomb. Jimmy Zane targets Bates now and the two of them go over the top rope together, some how they both stop themselves on the ring apron. They get up, Angel comes in from the side and bashes their faces together, Bates and Zane almost fall then they both turn and fire a shot into the face of Angel. Zane catapults himself over the top rope and delivers a code breaker to Angel.
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Scotty Callaway comes to the ring.
Eric Hardy: He still works here?
Kelly Knite: Who the hell is he?
Eric Hardy: I haven't a clue, but the ring is getting pretty full Kelly.
Scotty runs into the ring and goes for the Ace who Fisherman suplexs him right out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Scotty Callaway by the Ace.
Eric Hardy: Looks like Hexx loses his trophy for fastest elimination.
Ace looks fired up all of sudden and picks Atreyu up into a Outsider's edge and just throws him out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Atreyu by the Ace.
Eric Hardy: Seriously, where is he finding the strength?
Kelly Knite: The Ace is determined to prove he belongsin nCw, that he belongs among the elite, that he is a true champion... I guess this helps?
Mr. Happy is up and Ace catches him off guard with an eye gouge and a northern lights suplex. Happy barely gets to his feet in time when the Ace just sends him over the top rope like a sack of potatos.
ELIMINATED: Mr. Happy by the Ace.
Eric Hardy: Three eliminations in the course of a minute, the Ace is on fire.
Ace looks pumped as he breaths a little heavy. He turns around to see Awesome, Nelly, Angel and Bates all ready for him. The four of them all charge the Ace and begin pumbling him in the corner. Jimmy Zane is up and locks horns with Rob Diamond, taking him to the mat with a pile driver. Jimmy is up and he starts to climb to the top rope. Everyone backs away from the Ace has Jimmy Zane flies off hitting him with BLACK MAGIC!
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"Smells like teen spirit" by Nirvana takes the arena by storm as the 30th participant in the match runs to the ring, Chris Cobain.
Eric Hardy: Everybody's here, finally, now it all comes down to these eleven men...
Kelly Knite: Should be incredible from this point on, who wants it that most will determine the winner and who will face Falcon next month.
{Cobain enters the ring as Zane is pulling Ace back to his feet, Cobain gives Zane a hand and the two take Ace and sling him over the top rope, but Ace refuses to go out as he takes the top rope and lands on the apron. Awesome turns on Angel gives him an elbow tot he nose that sends Angel staggering backwards and flipping up and over on the ropes, but Angel holds on hits the apron and then springs himself back into the ring, he leaps and goes for a drop kick but he misses Awesome who ducks and clocks Bates right in the back of the head who goes flipping forward.Lance Ryan runs forward at Nelly who turns right into a spear from the Icon! Lance tries to pull Nelly back to his feet but Rob Diamond will have nothing to do with it as he shoves the former champion from behind Lance stumbles forward and rollls up to his feet where he turns around into a punch from Diamond and Andrew Jacobsen and is driving backwards by the two men who then try and lift Lance up and over the ropes. }
Eric Hardy: These two men took each other on for the Xdivision title last week and are now teaming up to take Lance Ryan out of the ring....
Kelly Knite: You have to know who the bigger threat is, getting rid of Lance will help both their chances.
Eric Hardy: I can agree with that, whole heartidly.
{Lance is holding onto the ropes and is keeping his right leg grounded as Jacobsen is trying to pull him up and over and Diamond is working on his chest and head with hard clubbing blows. Cobain tries to punch Ace but has his punch blocked and shoved away. Zane comes in for a kick but takes a stabbing thumb to his eye instead and turns around right into a hip toss from Steve Awesome. Angel tries to help Bates to his feet but Bates who's not listening to the excuses elbows Angel in the nose and then turns around and levels him with a big discuss punch sending him flying to the mat! Ace drives a shoulder through the ropes and puts it into Cobains stomach and manages to work his way back into the ring. He grabs Cobain by the hair but takes a stomp to his toe and then an elbow, and then Cobain turns around and drives Ace ot the mat with a hard lariet. Nelly Angel rolls over and holds his stomach in pain as he tries to get to his feet, he sees Lance Ryan in trouble and decides to add to the attempt. The three men have both of Lances legs off the ground and are pushing him up and over the ropes just as Steve Awesome comes running in and pulls Rob Diamond off of Lance Ryan, Diamond turns and throws a punch put Awesome ducks, grabs Diamond from behind and lifts him off his feet with a back body drop! Jimmy Zane turns over from his spot on the mat and as Awesome stands back up he is grabbed by the foot by Zane who pulls Awesome off his feet and flat on his face!}
Kelly Knite: Awesome was on a roll until Zane caught him off guard right there.
Eric Hardy: That's why you always have to know where you're at in that ring Kelly... so much Chaos... anybody can swoop in.
{Jacobsen and Nelly distracted by Awesome swooping in have let Lance off the hook by mistake, who gives the two a meeting of the minds and send them to their knees, he tries to make his way into the center of the ring, but Angel and won't let it end like that as Nelly punches him hard in the stomach and Jacobsen trips him up sending him to the mat. Chris Cobain has Ace back to his feet and lifts him then places him in a sitting position on the top rope. Bates begins stomping on Angel who tries to roll away but Bates runs and falls to his knees and begins frantically beating Angel with his fists. Bates grabs Angel and pulls him back to him, then mounts him and starts driving an elbow right into the chops of Angel after whipping some blood out of his eyes, who is trying to get away from the attack. Awesome pushes himself off the mat but Jimmy Zane is up first and kicks Awesome straight in the ribs. Awesome falls back down where Diamond grabs him by the head and harshly closed fist punches him straight in the nose. Cobain jumps up and grabs Ace's head and pulls him forward and European uppercuts him hard. Ace's head shoots up and he sways a bit and is about to tip off.}
Eric Hardy: Cobain could be taking Ace out of this match right here!
Kelly Knite: Ace has been in this match since the very beginning as has fought his butt off... but how much more can he take, he has to be drained by now.
Eric Hardy: Sadly, I think you're right.... he has been brutalized here...
{Cobain takes Ace by the head and pulls him down again, he goes for the European supercut one more time but this time Ace manages to shove Cobain's arm away and when he does Cobain runs up the ropes and drives a punch in the forhead of Ace, he then looks for what can only be guessed is a superplex, but as he does Nelly Angel comes over and gives him a shove in the midsection and sends him flipping over the top rope and tumbling to the floor!}
Eleminated: Chris Cobain!
Eric Hardy: And Mr. 30 is eleminated!
Kelly Knite: He got blindsided by Nelly when he had Ace realling, like I said... you have to know where you're at in that ring.. he obviously did not.
Eric Hardy: Good point there Kelly.
{Ace repositions himself and dives off the ropes and puts a flying shoulder block into Nelly sending him flat on his back. Rob Diamond and Zane pull Steve Awesome back to his feet while Jacobsen brings Lance back up. Zane takes Awesome by the arm and Irish whips him while Jacobsen sends Lance Ryan over with an Irish whip and the two men collide and crumble to the mat. Bates finally pulls himself off of Angel and again wipes more blood from his eyes before he bends down and pulls Angel back to his feet, he takes Angel by the head before lifting him off his feet and carries him to the ropes and like a dart throws Angel over the ropes, but Angel catches a hand full of ropes on his way and holds on tight landing hard on the apron but not out of the match. Awesome is pulled back to his feet by Zane and Diamond who continue their partnership they take him and run him over to where Bates and Angel are fighting and accidently send him straight into the back of Bates who goes forward and flips through the ropes and lands on the apron with Angel right beside him! Lance falls to the mat, Zane grabs him by the arm and pulls him further into the ring towards the other side of the ropes. Ace is still down as Nelly Angel pulls himself back to his feet, makes his way to Jacobsen who is pulling Lance Ryan back to his feet and restarts the partnership.}
Eric Hardy: Things are certainly getting interested, Bates and Angel both on the apron, and Ace and Lance Ryan look to be unconscious.
Kelly Knite: Could be a changing of the guards of sort.... these guys are hungry for their shots.
Eric Hardy: You've got that right
{Angel and Bates both pulls theirselves back up, they look at each other and go for swings but are met by Jacobsen and Diamond who come rushing in with blows, Angel manages to throw his elbow out and catches Diamond in the mouth as Bates throws a wild head butt that sends Jacobsen flying to the mat and blood splattering in the air. Angel takes Diamond by the head and lifts him off his feet and suplexes him right out of the ring!}
Kelly Knite: There goes Rob Diamond by the hands of Angel!
Eric Hardy: Wow... did not see that coming at all, Angel rolls back into the ring, but is still down... I don't know what he has left here...
Kelly Knite: He's been giving this everything he has...
{Bates steps into the ring and forces Jacobsen back to his feet, where he takes him by the head and violently head buts him again! Jacobsen falls to a knee in pain as Bates holds onto his head. Nelly has Lance Ryan in the corner where he lifts on Ryan's leg and tries to flip him backwards out of the ring but again Lance has his arms wrapped around the ropes refusing to budge. Zane has Awesome close to the ropes and tries to pulls him up but Awesome grabs him by the head and pulls and pulls Zane out of the ring and to the apron! Nelly drops Lance and backs away as Lance crumbles in the corner, barely able to stand, when suddenly Nelly is pancaked in