Post by The Ace on Feb 7, 2010 13:35:34 GMT -5
Amber Ashe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is an Xtreme Rules Match...
Then lights turn off as Sweating Bullets by Megadeth starts to blast over the PA. The adults start to boo and the children cower in fear . As soon as the opening line is said, red, orange and yellow multicolored pyros begin to shot from the front and sides of the stage, firing straight up. Then, the entire stage is engulfed in flames, shooting from every pour of the stage.
The fire splits in the middle as Mark Evil walks out onto the stage, looking off into the crowd. He continues down onto the ramp as the fire builds back up. The adults continue to boo and the children continue to scream in pure terror. As he walks down the ramp, the fire behind him slowly dies down.
Mark Evil stops just before the ring and slowly walks over to the stairs. He slowly walks up them and steps over the top rope to get into the ring. He then raises he arms, and as soon as they drop, the stage and ring posts erupt in bright red pyros, shooting off in all directions. Mark then stops and looks around in the crowd with an evil smirk on his face. He then stands and waits for the match to begin.
Amber Ashe: Introducing first. Standing 7 feet tall. MARK EVIL!
Kelly Fox:I hope this guy destroys The Disgrace here tonight...
Eric Hardy:Mark Evil certainly has been on a roll, but I wouldn't be so quick to count out the former World Heavyweight Champion...
As the opening guitar plays, the titantron shows a small white circle with the 'Spade' symbol within it move across the screen, then as it disappears a larger gun barrel appears from the right and moves with a silhouette of The Ace in it into the centre, the silhouette faces the camera draws a gun and fires. The bullet heads towards the screen before shattering a Jack of Hearts. The Ace appears on stage with the four Aces in his right hand and the rest of the deck in his left hand, and he throws the cards into the air. Huge pyro explodes either side of the ramp as the lyrics to 'You Know My Name' by Chris Cornell begin. Kathy emerges beside him as the titantron shows The Ace delivering Ace-Plants to Phillip Burns and Showtyme. The couple walk down the ramp through the shower of falling cards, Kathy has an arm around her husband's waist.
Amber Ashe: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Kathleen Conway, from Birmingham, England, weighing 246 pounds...THE ACE!
The Ace confidently struts over to the steel steps, and the couple kiss before The Ace climbs them and steps through the ropes. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope. He raises both arms in the air. The Ace then climbs down and he walks to the middle of the ring as the song fades and he winks to his wife.
Eric Hardy:I think its safe to say that this man hasn't been the same since he lost the most prestigious -
Kelly Fox:Second most prestigious prize in nCw to Adam Knite...
Kelly flashes her engagement ring for the cameras with a smile.
Eric Hardy:I take it you're the first?
Kelly Fox:Of course...
The bell rings and Mark Evil immediately uses his size and weight advantage by withstanding a quick clothesline from The Ace. Evil stumbles back a little before shrugging it off and surprising The Ace by wrapping his hand around The Ace's throat, but before he can lift him up, the crafty veteran takes full advantage of the stipulation on this match by kicking Evil in the crotch.
Kelly Fox:Low blows aren't legal...
Eric Hardy:No rules means no disqualification...
Kelly Fox:Damn...
Evil falls to his knees and from the outside Kathy tosses her husband a trashcan lid into the ring. The Ace picks it up and wallops Evil across the head. The Ace then tosses the dented lid aside and follows up with a quick cover...1...2...Mark powers out with authority and sits up looking pissed. Mark gets to his feet as does The Ace who tries to strike Mark with a quick superkick, but Mark catches The Ace's foot inches from his chin and powers The Ace down with a dragon screw leg whip. With The Ace on his back Mark Evil locks in a sharpshooter. The Ace screams out in pain, reaching for the ropes.
Kelly Fox:Tap out! Tap out!
Eric Hardy:The Ace could be in real trouble here...
The Ace edges closer to the ropes, but they are still just out of reach. Evil drags The Ace back to the centre of the ring, and sits down, increasing the pressure on The Ace's lower back. The crowd are cheering and chanting for The Ace and seemingly inspired by their belief in him, The Ace uses both arms to push himself up, with a scream and a sudden rush of adrenaline, The Ace crawls forward and manages to grab the bottom rope with one hand, but since there are no disqualifications, all the referee can do is suggest that Evil break the hold.
Kelly Fox:Haha, no DQ rules!
Eric Hardy:I don't think Mark is in any hurry to break the hold...
The crowd start booing as Mark maintains the hold a little while longer, and Kathy is growing visibly irate on the outside, screaming at the referee that her husband was in the ropes but to no avail. Mark finally breaks the hold laughing at the look of horror on Kathy's face. Relieved and barely conscious through the pain, The Ace rolls under the bottom rope, and into the arms of his wife who supports him as he limps.
Eric Hardy:The damage may be done here...
Kelly Fox:Get back in the ring so Mark can finish the job, you coward...
The Ace taps his legs trying to get the feeling back in them and when he is confident that he can stand without his wife's support, The Ace goes over to a fan in an old Ace T-Shirt and takes his lemonade cup to refresh himself. Mark Evil leaves the ring at this point and starts stalking Kathy. Kathy screams and The Ace sees this and runs at Mark, nailing him from behind with a jumping neckbreaker on the outside.
Eric Hardy:Kathy was in trouble and The Ace just saved his wife from that monster...
Kelly Fox:Who cares?
With Mark down, The Ace lifts up the apron and throws a trashcan into the ring, and a steel chair. The Ace then finally grabs what he was looking for and seems mesmerized by the sledgehammer now in his hands. The crowd are cheering, and The Ace stalks Mark Evil, waiting for him to get up. As Mark stumbles back to his feet and turns around, The Ace drives the head of the hammer into Mark Evil's gut, flooring him. The Ace then abandons the hammer and pulls Mark back to his feet, before rolling him back in the ring, under the bottom rope.
Eric Hardy:Smart by The Ace, he knows pinfalls don't count on the outside.
Kelly Fox:Come on Mark...
The Ace immediately goes for the cover by hooking the far leg...
1...
Kelly Fox:NO!
2...
Kelly Fox:Damn it!
Mark Evil barely rolls a shoulder out, surprising everybody, including The Ace.
Kelly Fox:Yes!
Eric Hardy:That had to be pure instinct right there!
The Ace gets a little frustrated and signals to his wife to look under the apron for his steel roulette rake. Kathy soon finds it and hands it to her husband who grins as he extends it. With it fully extended The Ace turns around to see Mark back on his feet. The Ace takes a swing at Evil's head, but Mark ducks it and instead nails The Ace with a huge spinebuster, that sends The Ace crashing down to the mat, and the rake flying out of his hand. However Mark doesn't go for the cover and instead uses the opportunity to go out of the ring and pull out a table from under the apron. Kathy tries to stop Mark from taking it into the ring, Mark grins as he gets an idea. He then sets it up on the outside and grabs Kathy by the hair before she can run away. The Ace is still down as Mark sets up Kathy in a powerbomb position. He hoists her onto his shoulders as she tries some punches to his head, Mark spins her around a full 360 degrees but before he can plant her through the table, Kathy manages to avoid harm by hopping off his shoulders behind him at the last second. Kathy lands on the steel steps and wastes no time in grabbing Evil's head from behind and driving him down with a modified neckbreaker on the steel steps.
Eric Hardy:Kathy saved herself there just in time and showed that she can be just as quick thinking as her husband...
Kelly Fox:I still beat the psycho...
Eric Hardy:Even so, I guess Kathy is not just another helpless valet. It must have felt good to her to get a little measure of revenge for all the things Mark said about her and her daughter...
Kathy then walks down the steel steps that have not budged and uses them to assist her to get a dazed Mark back to his feet, The Ace is now up and pulls Mark up onto the apron, and attempts to suplex the big man back into the ring, but he cannot. Instead Evil drives his shoulder into The Ace's gut to create some distance before stepping back into the ring and both men trade blows for a while. Mark gets the upper hand and irish whips The Ace across the ring and on the rebound looks to hook him up for a Russian Leg Sweep but The Ace counters the attempt into a Russian Roulette before trying for a cover...1...2...Mark Evil kicks out.
Eric Hardy:Mark is withstanding everything that The Ace is throwing at him here.
Kelly Fox:The bigger they are, the harder they are to keep down!
The Ace then gets a little frustrated and pulls Mark back to his feet and sensing the injured neck from earlier, strikes with The Upper Hand and a cover...1...2...Mark somehow again surives. The Ace then taps his thigh as he waits for Mark Evil to get up and goes for the FameAcer, but Evil counters and remains standing as The Ace leaps up in the air and lands on his ass. Mark ceases the opportunity to set up the chair that Ace threw in the ring earlier into position on the mat.
Kelly Fox:Evil with another great counter...
Eric Hardy:But you have to believe the neck injury is still going to be a factor here...
Mark then kicks a stumbling Ace in the gut and sets him up for a double underhook facebuster onto the steel chair, but The Ace counters the move by spinning out of it and nailing Evil with a quick Reversal of Fortune cutter, burying his face into the steel chair. However The Ace is too drained to follow through with a cover and so the referee starts his ten count on both men down in the centre of the ring. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...The Ace nips up back to his feet much to the delight of his wife and the crowd. Mark is also back to his feet and tries a clothesline with his forearm wrapped in barbwire but The Ace ducks the attempt and instead catches Mark in a front facelock.
Eric Hardy:Could be Ace-Plant time here...
Kelly Fox:I hope not...
Mark uses his brute strength to power out of the attempt before grabbing The Ace by the throat. In his vice grip The Ace struggles as he is lifted into the air and turned around away from the chair, The Ace counters with a huge DDT and both exhausted men are again down. The Ace somehow wills himself to turn over and rape an arm across Mark's chest...1...2...3...NO! Mark somehow gets a shoulder up again.
Eric Hardy:My God! I thought it was over right there!
Kelly Fox:Ok, I'll admit it, so did I!
The Ace cannot believe it, and with wide eyed contempt and rage The Ace then sets up the trashcan from earlier by laying it on its side in the middle of the ring. Mark gets back to his feet and is promptly whipped across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. The Ace then runs across and leaps onto the middle rope where he stands striking with piston right hands to Marks face as the crowd count along. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...The Ace pauses to do a pelvic thrust in Mark's face, but before he can deliver the final tenth blow, Mark catches him and hoists him onto his shoulders. Mark then steps out of the corner and stops infront of the trash can, where he gives Ace a three sixty spin before planting him down, spine first into the trashcan...
Kelly Fox:Xtreme M.E. Bomb!
Eric Hardy:That's it, this one is over! Mark Evil has pulled off a huge upset victory here...
But before Mark can capitalise with the pinfall, The Ace rises up and grabs Mark's head and arm into a modified triangle choke with his legs.
Eric Hardy:Wait a minute! What's this?
Kelly Fox:No, no, no, not Hell's Gate...we've seen Ace use this hold before to choke out Hammond...
Eric Hardy:Out of nowhere, The Ace strikes with that deadly submission.
Mark Evil falls limp after several moments of trying to fight it, blood begins to seep from Evil's mouth as the bell rings and Ace wins the match due to knockout.
Eric Hardy: And Ace wins the match!
Kelly Fox: Good victory... I guess.... that jerk.
Amber Ashe: And here is your winner...by submission...THE ACE!
The Ace then leaves the ring as 'You Know My Name' plays, and he and Kathy leave arm in arm up the ramp together. On top of the stage, they turn around and look at Joe tending to his brother and The Ace can be heard saying 'Happy Anniversary Darling' to Kathy before the triumphant couple kiss, celebrating their first year of marriage on a high.