Post by The Ace on Feb 7, 2010 13:19:34 GMT -5
I'm to sexy for my shirt.. Sexy Jason comes out from the curtain. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying I'm buff and I'm the stuff as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps down and get ready for his match.
Kelly Fox: Sexy Jason almost impresses me.
Willy Carter: He's come a long way recently.
Kelly Fox: I said almost, don't go praising the guy for sucking less.
Willy Carter: Sorry?
As the opening guitar plays, the titantron shows a small white circle with the 'Spade' symbol within it move across the screen, then as it disappears a larger gun barrel appears from the right and moves with a silhouette of The Ace in it into the centre, the silhouette faces the camera draws a gun and fires. The bullet heads towards the screen before shattering a Jack of Hearts. The Ace appears on stage with the four Aces in his right hand and the rest of the deck in his left hand, and he throws them into the air. Huge pyro explodes either side of the ramp as the lyrics to 'You Know My Name' by Chris Cornell begin. The titantron shows The Ace delivering Ace-Plants to Phillip Burns and Showtyme. The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards. The Ace confidently struts over to the steel steps, he climbs them and steps through the ropes. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope. He raises both arms in the air as when he first threw the deck. The Ace then climbs down and he walks to the middle of the ring as the song fades...
Kelly Fox: And the man who will hand Adam Knite his first ever World Title, THE ACE!
Willy Carter: Hand?
Kelly Fox: Hand, take, whatever.
Willy Carter: I thin Ace will put up a fight.
Kelly Fox: Yeah, and we all saw how fighting Adam works out for people. How's Angel's wife again?
Willy Fox: That was low even for you.
Kelly Fox: Not my fault he's our puppet.
The cage is being lowered as The Ace stares daggers into Sexy Jason. Jason just smirks at the Ace as Ace cracks his knuckles, waiting for the bell.
Willy Carter: Sexy Jason and the Ace have had a little war of words going on for weeks, and now it all comes down to this.
Kelly Fox: Two men, one title, a cage, and the probability of Adam Knite destroying them in four weeks.
The cage is in position, the ref explains the rules, only way to win is to escape, and with that he exits through the door, then pad locks it.
Kelly Fox: I can feel the tension between these two.
Willy Carter: Kind of makes you excited right?
Kelly Fox: The only wanton violence I like is the kind Adam causes.
The bell is rung and Ace charges right at Jason, Jason ducks a big right hand and then spins the Ace around and nails his own right hook, a second one, a third one, Sexy Jason gives Ace a little crotch chop action then winds up and hits a big right hand that levels the Ace.
Kelly Fox: Sexy Jason came out swinging for the fences.
Willy Carter: In a match like this, the early advantage will go a long way.
Sexy Jason goes off the ropes and drops a big elbow but Ace rolls out of the way. They both get right to there feet and Ace hits a hard kick to Jason's gut followed by a T-Bone suplex. The Ace is up and he begging Jason to give him everything he's got. Sexy Jason gets to his feet and Ace slaps his own left shoulder twice then charges with a clothes line but Jason responds with one of his own and both men go down.
Willy Carter: Both men were thinking the same thing there.
Kelly Fox: Idiots think alike.
Each of them get to their feet a little more slowly. Sexy Jason is up first and hits a hard knee to Ace's face followed by a bulldog. Back to his feet Sexy Jason decides it's time to try and escape the cage. Sexy Jason is on the second rope but the Ace is up and he climbs up there too, Jason throws several elbows into the face of the Ace, knocking him off the ropes.
Kelly Fox: Looks like Sexy Jason wants to get the hell out of there.
Willy Carter: It's kind of the idea.
Kelly Fox: I would have though after all that talk Jason would want to fight Ace a little longer.
Sexy Jason climbs to the top rope then leaps off with a double axe handle across the top of The Ace's head, knocking him down again. Sexy Jason reaches down and stands the Ace up, he takes a hold of him by the hair and runs at the cage and slams the Ace's face into the steel mesh of the cage. The Ace stumbles a little but Jason takes him by the hair again and slams his face into the chain link again. This time Jason takes his time, taunting the Ace before he goes to slam his head again, the Ace grabs the wall and elbows Jason in the head then drops him with a quick DDT.
Kelly Fox: Looks like I was wrong.
Willy Carter: Yeah, and it looks like Jason made a mistake going back in after the Ace.
A small gash has been opened on the Ace's forehead. He laughs at the sight of his own blood. The Ace looks up, contemplating climbing out, but then decides not to and stands Jason up. He takes a hold of him then hits a over head belly to belly suplex. The Ace places his boot on Jason's stomach and mock pins him.
Willy Carter: The arrogance oozes from the Ace like sweat and the fans seem to love it.
Kelly Fox: Just wait till he faces Adam, that smirk is going to be slapped off his face.
The Ace jumps up and drops his right knee right on Sexy Jason's head. From there he takes a hold of his head and begins to slam it down onto the mat over and over again, the crowd counts along. 1, 2, 3 , 4, 5, 6 , 7, 8, 9, 10!!! The Ace picks Jason up, then hoists him up for a stalling vertical suplex.
Kelly Fox: A show of strength here from the new World Champion.
Willy Carter: The blood is rushing to Jason's head, this impact is going to hurt.
The Ace holds Jason up there for about ten seconds before completing the suplex. The Ace stands up, bringing Jason up too. He whips him against the ropes with a hard Irish Whip, hitting a Lou Thez press, Ace takes Jason down and lays in several hard rights and lefts. The Ace gets off of Jason and throws his arms up, about half the crowd pops for the Ace, apparently there are Sexy Jason fans in the crowd.
Willy Carter: Most of the fans are Ace's side here tonight, though Jason does have his own following.
Kelly Fox: All the fans in the world can't save him from Adam.
Willy Carter: Unless the fans charge the ring and kick his ass.
Kelly Fox: Yeah... but what are the chances of that?
Willy Carter: From what I've read on line? A certainty.
Kelly Fox: Oh....
Sexy Jason rolls over and starts to crawl away but the Ace notices and runs across the ring, hitting the ropes and comes back with a boot right to Sexy Jason's face. Ace follows that right up with a leg drop.
Kelly Fox: Ace has total control of this match.
Ace is up, he backs up, preparing to hit the Fame Acer. Sexy Jason is on his hands and knees, he starts to plant his feet down when the Ace runs in, takes to the air, lifts his leg and Sexy Jason hits him right between the legs with his forearm. The Ace immediately tries to cover himself, but the hit has landed, Kathy is on the outside and she's screaming at Sexy Jason who takes the Ace and hits a snap suplex.
Willy Carter: A low blow by Sexy Jason that just stops Ace in mid air.
Kelly Fox: Jason is just trying to survive at this point.
Willy Carter: Well he's doing a damn good job of it.
Sexy Jason picks Ace up and hits the Sexy Relaxer. With the Ace now down he makes his way over to a cage wall and begins his climb up the ropes. Several people in the crowd are cheering him on as he makes it to the top rope. From there he starts to climb the cage wall. Kathy runs over to the time keeper and picks up Ace's rack which was sitting on top of the World title, she throws it over the cage wall.
Willy Carter: Kathy doing what she can to help the Ace.
Kelly Fox: It may just be too little too late, Sexy Jason is almost to the top.
Sexy Jason is almost to the top as the Ace finally comes around, he sees his rack and smiles a devilish smile as he picks it up, and stands. Sexy Jason is about to pull himself on top of the cage wall as the Ace climbs up the ropes rather quickly. Sexy Jason is straddling the cage wall, the Ace starts his climb, Sexy Jason is about to pull his other leg over as the Ace grabs it and uses it to pull himself up and at the same time hold Jason in place.
Kelly Fox: The Ace has stopped Jason from escaping, and he has that trusty rack in his hand, this is going to get very ugly.
Willy Carter: Oh I love it.
Sexy Jason looks down and throws several right hands into the Ace's face, Ace reaches up with his rack and drags it down Jason's face, opening several small cuts, Jason clutches at his face as the Ace gets to the top of the cage wall. Ace takes his rack and holds it against the top of Jason's head and slowly drags it down the front of his skull.
Willy Carter: OH MY GOD! The Ace is vicious.
Kelly Fox: Ace won that world title a week ago and he's not going to just let Jason run away with it.
Jason throws a punch into the Ace's gut, nearly knocking him off the cage, but the Ace grabs the support cable and kicks Jason in the face. The Ace stands Jason up, both men are now standing on top of the cage wall. Ace throws a punch, Jason throws a counter punch, the Ace throws another hay-maker, Jason responds in kind. The Ace lifts the rack but Jason European upper cuts the Ace, the Ace drops the rack.
Kelly Fox: Both men are teetering on top of the cage.
Willy Carter: Either of them could fall off at any time.
Sexy Jason looks like he's going to try and throw the Ace back down into the ring as he takes him by the head and tries to push him down but Ace hits an elbow in Jason's stomach, Jason bends over almost falling and Ace takes the opportunity, grabbing Jason's head and hits an Ace Plant right off the top of the cage and back into the ring. The crowd is on their feet.
Kelly Fox: HOLY HELL DID YOU SEE THAT!
Willy Carter: An Ace Plant right off the top of the cage.
Kelly Fox: Ace may have just taken five years off of his career with that move.
Willy Carter: And ten off of Jason's.
The cheers and "Ace" chants are deafening as both men lay lifeless in the ring. Ever so slowly the Ace starts to stir, just barely. With a great deal of effort he climbs to his feet, falling into the ring corner. He looks at the fallen Sexy Jason then starts to make his way up the ropes. From the top rope he reaches up and uses all his strength then grabs as high as he can and pull himself up. Kathy screams at the top of her lungs as the Ace makes his way back to the top of the cage, victory within his grasp.
Kelly Fox: Looks like Ace has this one all wrapped up.
Sexy Jason is on his hands and knees, the Ace stands up and looks down at his wife holding the world title, then back at Sexy Jason who is on one knee, still trying to catch his breath. The Ace looks around the arena and the fans know exactly what he's thinking. In a career defining and or ending moment the Ace flies off the top of the cage and hits Sexy Jason with the world's biggest Fame Acer ever. The crowd starts their "Holy ****!" chants as both men just lay in the ring again.
Willy Carter: FLYING FAME ACER RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!! AWESOME!!!!
Kelly Fox: A little show boating for the fans right there, but hey, thats the kind of guy the Ace is.
Willy Carter: Kelly, could you drop the sarcasm for five seconds and just appreciate how awesome that was?
Kelly Fox: Nope.
Kathy looks very worried as the Ace doesn't move right away, then with a sudden burst of life the Ace comes alive again and bolts right to his feet. He looks around and shouts "WOOOO!!!!" and gets a "WOOO!!!" back from the crowd. Kathy is so happy as the Ace climbs the cage one for the last time, pulls himself over the top and then drops down, ending the match and retaining his World title.
Willy Carter: ACE HAS DONE IT!
Kelly Fox: Woot... woot...
"You know my name" by Chris Cornell takes over the arenas sound speakers as the fans are on their feet screaming "NC DUB!" and "ACE! ACE!" as Kathy hands her husband the World title and the two embrace. Slowly the cage is raised and Sexy Jason starts to get up. The Ace and Kathy make their way to the back.
Willy Carter: History was made here tonight, the Ace successfully defended his World title, and performed the World's Biggest Fame Acer ever. What a night Kelly.
Kelly Fox: Yeah, good for him, now he can finish polishing that title for Adam Knite.
Kelly Fox: Sexy Jason almost impresses me.
Willy Carter: He's come a long way recently.
Kelly Fox: I said almost, don't go praising the guy for sucking less.
Willy Carter: Sorry?
As the opening guitar plays, the titantron shows a small white circle with the 'Spade' symbol within it move across the screen, then as it disappears a larger gun barrel appears from the right and moves with a silhouette of The Ace in it into the centre, the silhouette faces the camera draws a gun and fires. The bullet heads towards the screen before shattering a Jack of Hearts. The Ace appears on stage with the four Aces in his right hand and the rest of the deck in his left hand, and he throws them into the air. Huge pyro explodes either side of the ramp as the lyrics to 'You Know My Name' by Chris Cornell begin. The titantron shows The Ace delivering Ace-Plants to Phillip Burns and Showtyme. The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards. The Ace confidently struts over to the steel steps, he climbs them and steps through the ropes. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope. He raises both arms in the air as when he first threw the deck. The Ace then climbs down and he walks to the middle of the ring as the song fades...
Kelly Fox: And the man who will hand Adam Knite his first ever World Title, THE ACE!
Willy Carter: Hand?
Kelly Fox: Hand, take, whatever.
Willy Carter: I thin Ace will put up a fight.
Kelly Fox: Yeah, and we all saw how fighting Adam works out for people. How's Angel's wife again?
Willy Fox: That was low even for you.
Kelly Fox: Not my fault he's our puppet.
The cage is being lowered as The Ace stares daggers into Sexy Jason. Jason just smirks at the Ace as Ace cracks his knuckles, waiting for the bell.
Willy Carter: Sexy Jason and the Ace have had a little war of words going on for weeks, and now it all comes down to this.
Kelly Fox: Two men, one title, a cage, and the probability of Adam Knite destroying them in four weeks.
The cage is in position, the ref explains the rules, only way to win is to escape, and with that he exits through the door, then pad locks it.
Kelly Fox: I can feel the tension between these two.
Willy Carter: Kind of makes you excited right?
Kelly Fox: The only wanton violence I like is the kind Adam causes.
The bell is rung and Ace charges right at Jason, Jason ducks a big right hand and then spins the Ace around and nails his own right hook, a second one, a third one, Sexy Jason gives Ace a little crotch chop action then winds up and hits a big right hand that levels the Ace.
Kelly Fox: Sexy Jason came out swinging for the fences.
Willy Carter: In a match like this, the early advantage will go a long way.
Sexy Jason goes off the ropes and drops a big elbow but Ace rolls out of the way. They both get right to there feet and Ace hits a hard kick to Jason's gut followed by a T-Bone suplex. The Ace is up and he begging Jason to give him everything he's got. Sexy Jason gets to his feet and Ace slaps his own left shoulder twice then charges with a clothes line but Jason responds with one of his own and both men go down.
Willy Carter: Both men were thinking the same thing there.
Kelly Fox: Idiots think alike.
Each of them get to their feet a little more slowly. Sexy Jason is up first and hits a hard knee to Ace's face followed by a bulldog. Back to his feet Sexy Jason decides it's time to try and escape the cage. Sexy Jason is on the second rope but the Ace is up and he climbs up there too, Jason throws several elbows into the face of the Ace, knocking him off the ropes.
Kelly Fox: Looks like Sexy Jason wants to get the hell out of there.
Willy Carter: It's kind of the idea.
Kelly Fox: I would have though after all that talk Jason would want to fight Ace a little longer.
Sexy Jason climbs to the top rope then leaps off with a double axe handle across the top of The Ace's head, knocking him down again. Sexy Jason reaches down and stands the Ace up, he takes a hold of him by the hair and runs at the cage and slams the Ace's face into the steel mesh of the cage. The Ace stumbles a little but Jason takes him by the hair again and slams his face into the chain link again. This time Jason takes his time, taunting the Ace before he goes to slam his head again, the Ace grabs the wall and elbows Jason in the head then drops him with a quick DDT.
Kelly Fox: Looks like I was wrong.
Willy Carter: Yeah, and it looks like Jason made a mistake going back in after the Ace.
A small gash has been opened on the Ace's forehead. He laughs at the sight of his own blood. The Ace looks up, contemplating climbing out, but then decides not to and stands Jason up. He takes a hold of him then hits a over head belly to belly suplex. The Ace places his boot on Jason's stomach and mock pins him.
Willy Carter: The arrogance oozes from the Ace like sweat and the fans seem to love it.
Kelly Fox: Just wait till he faces Adam, that smirk is going to be slapped off his face.
The Ace jumps up and drops his right knee right on Sexy Jason's head. From there he takes a hold of his head and begins to slam it down onto the mat over and over again, the crowd counts along. 1, 2, 3 , 4, 5, 6 , 7, 8, 9, 10!!! The Ace picks Jason up, then hoists him up for a stalling vertical suplex.
Kelly Fox: A show of strength here from the new World Champion.
Willy Carter: The blood is rushing to Jason's head, this impact is going to hurt.
The Ace holds Jason up there for about ten seconds before completing the suplex. The Ace stands up, bringing Jason up too. He whips him against the ropes with a hard Irish Whip, hitting a Lou Thez press, Ace takes Jason down and lays in several hard rights and lefts. The Ace gets off of Jason and throws his arms up, about half the crowd pops for the Ace, apparently there are Sexy Jason fans in the crowd.
Willy Carter: Most of the fans are Ace's side here tonight, though Jason does have his own following.
Kelly Fox: All the fans in the world can't save him from Adam.
Willy Carter: Unless the fans charge the ring and kick his ass.
Kelly Fox: Yeah... but what are the chances of that?
Willy Carter: From what I've read on line? A certainty.
Kelly Fox: Oh....
Sexy Jason rolls over and starts to crawl away but the Ace notices and runs across the ring, hitting the ropes and comes back with a boot right to Sexy Jason's face. Ace follows that right up with a leg drop.
Kelly Fox: Ace has total control of this match.
Ace is up, he backs up, preparing to hit the Fame Acer. Sexy Jason is on his hands and knees, he starts to plant his feet down when the Ace runs in, takes to the air, lifts his leg and Sexy Jason hits him right between the legs with his forearm. The Ace immediately tries to cover himself, but the hit has landed, Kathy is on the outside and she's screaming at Sexy Jason who takes the Ace and hits a snap suplex.
Willy Carter: A low blow by Sexy Jason that just stops Ace in mid air.
Kelly Fox: Jason is just trying to survive at this point.
Willy Carter: Well he's doing a damn good job of it.
Sexy Jason picks Ace up and hits the Sexy Relaxer. With the Ace now down he makes his way over to a cage wall and begins his climb up the ropes. Several people in the crowd are cheering him on as he makes it to the top rope. From there he starts to climb the cage wall. Kathy runs over to the time keeper and picks up Ace's rack which was sitting on top of the World title, she throws it over the cage wall.
Willy Carter: Kathy doing what she can to help the Ace.
Kelly Fox: It may just be too little too late, Sexy Jason is almost to the top.
Sexy Jason is almost to the top as the Ace finally comes around, he sees his rack and smiles a devilish smile as he picks it up, and stands. Sexy Jason is about to pull himself on top of the cage wall as the Ace climbs up the ropes rather quickly. Sexy Jason is straddling the cage wall, the Ace starts his climb, Sexy Jason is about to pull his other leg over as the Ace grabs it and uses it to pull himself up and at the same time hold Jason in place.
Kelly Fox: The Ace has stopped Jason from escaping, and he has that trusty rack in his hand, this is going to get very ugly.
Willy Carter: Oh I love it.
Sexy Jason looks down and throws several right hands into the Ace's face, Ace reaches up with his rack and drags it down Jason's face, opening several small cuts, Jason clutches at his face as the Ace gets to the top of the cage wall. Ace takes his rack and holds it against the top of Jason's head and slowly drags it down the front of his skull.
Willy Carter: OH MY GOD! The Ace is vicious.
Kelly Fox: Ace won that world title a week ago and he's not going to just let Jason run away with it.
Jason throws a punch into the Ace's gut, nearly knocking him off the cage, but the Ace grabs the support cable and kicks Jason in the face. The Ace stands Jason up, both men are now standing on top of the cage wall. Ace throws a punch, Jason throws a counter punch, the Ace throws another hay-maker, Jason responds in kind. The Ace lifts the rack but Jason European upper cuts the Ace, the Ace drops the rack.
Kelly Fox: Both men are teetering on top of the cage.
Willy Carter: Either of them could fall off at any time.
Sexy Jason looks like he's going to try and throw the Ace back down into the ring as he takes him by the head and tries to push him down but Ace hits an elbow in Jason's stomach, Jason bends over almost falling and Ace takes the opportunity, grabbing Jason's head and hits an Ace Plant right off the top of the cage and back into the ring. The crowd is on their feet.
Kelly Fox: HOLY HELL DID YOU SEE THAT!
Willy Carter: An Ace Plant right off the top of the cage.
Kelly Fox: Ace may have just taken five years off of his career with that move.
Willy Carter: And ten off of Jason's.
The cheers and "Ace" chants are deafening as both men lay lifeless in the ring. Ever so slowly the Ace starts to stir, just barely. With a great deal of effort he climbs to his feet, falling into the ring corner. He looks at the fallen Sexy Jason then starts to make his way up the ropes. From the top rope he reaches up and uses all his strength then grabs as high as he can and pull himself up. Kathy screams at the top of her lungs as the Ace makes his way back to the top of the cage, victory within his grasp.
Kelly Fox: Looks like Ace has this one all wrapped up.
Sexy Jason is on his hands and knees, the Ace stands up and looks down at his wife holding the world title, then back at Sexy Jason who is on one knee, still trying to catch his breath. The Ace looks around the arena and the fans know exactly what he's thinking. In a career defining and or ending moment the Ace flies off the top of the cage and hits Sexy Jason with the world's biggest Fame Acer ever. The crowd starts their "Holy ****!" chants as both men just lay in the ring again.
Willy Carter: FLYING FAME ACER RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!! AWESOME!!!!
Kelly Fox: A little show boating for the fans right there, but hey, thats the kind of guy the Ace is.
Willy Carter: Kelly, could you drop the sarcasm for five seconds and just appreciate how awesome that was?
Kelly Fox: Nope.
Kathy looks very worried as the Ace doesn't move right away, then with a sudden burst of life the Ace comes alive again and bolts right to his feet. He looks around and shouts "WOOOO!!!!" and gets a "WOOO!!!" back from the crowd. Kathy is so happy as the Ace climbs the cage one for the last time, pulls himself over the top and then drops down, ending the match and retaining his World title.
Willy Carter: ACE HAS DONE IT!
Kelly Fox: Woot... woot...
"You know my name" by Chris Cornell takes over the arenas sound speakers as the fans are on their feet screaming "NC DUB!" and "ACE! ACE!" as Kathy hands her husband the World title and the two embrace. Slowly the cage is raised and Sexy Jason starts to get up. The Ace and Kathy make their way to the back.
Willy Carter: History was made here tonight, the Ace successfully defended his World title, and performed the World's Biggest Fame Acer ever. What a night Kelly.
Kelly Fox: Yeah, good for him, now he can finish polishing that title for Adam Knite.