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Post by The Ace on Feb 7, 2010 9:04:21 GMT -5
theace83 Site Owner Posts: 68 Backstory: Orignally conceived as a trio, Orion Sinclair would have a change of heart, and regret not being a part of one of the most famous and popular tag teams ever...when Steve Awesome and The Ace joined forces...below are some of their most memorable moments...aired June 5th, 2007
*We fade in with Steve quite enjoying himself playing another game of Alien Invaders, John McMichaels doesn't seem very happy that Steve gave up so easily, he sighs almost wishing something happened to stir Steve back into competition...then suddenly Steve's locker-room door flings open with violent force making both men jump up...A bloody and battered semi-conscious Orion Sinclair is thrown into the room, he hits the opposite wall and slumps to the floor...as The Ace walks in topless, wearing just his jeans and shoes and clutching a sledgehammer...*
Steve, take a good look my boy, because that is going to be your future if you don't shape up and start doing what is necessary to make an impact around here...
*John looks petrified as he and Steve stare at the broken body of Sinclair...*
At End of Days, I had a vision, a vision that was going so well until you dropped the ball Steve, I knew I wouldn't get another shot at the X*Crown with the tournament in full swing and so I was going to train someone who could, I picked you Steve because I saw so much promise and potential in you, I was going to make you and Orion stars around here, not for my benefit, everybody already knows my name, but for you...and even after Orion and I got to the you through to the final, you screwed up...together we were going to be The Smokin' Aces and in the midst of this civil war crap, we were going to take this company by storm...now all of a sudden Orion told me he wants out...NOBODY WALKS OUT ON ME! See Steve, I sacrificed alot for this, I even stayed out of the contender battle royal to give you another crack at the X*Crown Championship, and instead of becoming the second contender you just became a number two, instead of exposing the X on your targets, you allowed Mr X to eliminate you...and now I know why, you don't want to wrestle for your spot, you're quite content to just sit here and wait for any title shots that come along and hope for the best...well, that just won't do at all sunshine...unless of course you want me to put you permanently out of commision, Hardaway was never the same after he faced me, the injuries I left him with forced him to retire, and now the same fate has come upon Orion, do you dare me to make it three for three?
*The Ace takes a step forward as if challenging Steve to try his luck, but suddenly he grabs John McMichaels by the collar as Steve looks on...*
Call yourself a manager? Just what in the hell is your piddly ass paid for huh, John?
*Without waiting for an answer, The Ace shoves a terrified John aside and walks up to smash the television and Steve's video games with his sledgehammer, smarks fly everywhere as Steve takes a couple of steps back before The Ace locks eyes with him again...*
Maybe now, you'll learn to be more focused...
*With that The Ace sits down, leaving Orion where he is and both John and Steve look on in shock...*
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Post by The Ace on Feb 7, 2010 9:25:29 GMT -5
Psychology With A Dictionary
Aired June 18th, 2007 - The Smokin' Aces prove that you really can have fun wirh a dictionary...
*The camera follows Steve as he comes across The Ace, leeaning casually against the wall...The Ace smirks at his tag partner*
:ace Ah I see I have trained you well...
:steve What do you mean?
:ace You have an important European Championship match coming up and you still found time to flatter and charm a stunning red head, I'm so proud of you I could cry...
*The Ace mockingly wipes away a tear with his forefinger*
:steve Well, you know I didn't actually pick her up, I have a match against her...
:ace Details, details, she's up for it, I can tell, she's got all the signs...
:steve Signs?
:ace Hell yeah, trust me, when you've been in this game for as long as I have, you pick up easy on these things, let's take her last promo as an example...
*Steve stands there, clearly intrigued*
:ace First let's see in an earlier promo she ended an earlier promo with the words you ain't that sexy...the very fact that the words 'you' and 'sexy' left her lips last meant you got her thinking along those right lines...
*The Ace smirks, clearly convinced of his own logic...*
:ace Now that was a good start, but let's really focus on her last promo because that was the tell all...she started off with a sigh, that means she doesn't really want to wrestle you, she wants to hold you, but is now regretting her decision to fight...her sigh wasn't one of disappointment, more one of silent lust...like 'ohh...he's so sexy'...
:steve Now that makes perfect sense to me...
:ace I thought it might, then she used the words 'hang on there' without specifying exactly where she wants you to hang on, besides which 'hang' is a derivative of 'hung' as in 'like a horse'...
:steve She called me 'little boy'...
:ace As well she might, because if you are a little boy, she can be a little naughty schoolgirl, you get it? Besides its classic female psychology, she calls you 'little boy' to see if you'll show her that you're actually a 'big man'...then she said 'we're not done here', that right there shows that she would like to talk to you more, and also that she doesn't want any quick ones from you, no a woman like that demands to be entertained for hours...I mean think about it, she followed it up with the words 'your piece' and 'now its your turn' and 'pretend to listen'...all vocabulary very appropriate to the bedroom and the sexual act particularly as we as humans all do nothing but 'pretend to listen' to each other whilst we're making love...no matter what anyone might say...
:steve You got me there, I'm impressed...
:ace There's more you know...right, ah yes, she said 'cute little nicknames' which means she was flattered by them and didn't want you to know...'hit that much faster' she said, note she didn't say harder because not only would that have broken her concentration, but also that she doesn't want you to be rough but have some speed when you 'hit' her...note also the words 'playing' and 'up', that means she likes some randy games whilst your 'up' her, my guess is that a girl like that could be very inventive with a pair of handcuffs or something...of course, the most telling sign is the awkward pause because she had to make sure she didn't let her thoughts slip whilst she said 'kick your ass'...err...what else...'pansy ass wannabe little bitch', 'go curl up in the corner', 'cry like a little girl', all things she's not adversed to in the bedroom, if you do it right that is...
*Steve smiles*
:steve Anything else?
:ace 'No one likes a beggar', so Steve, she's asking you, why are you making her beg? 'Lucky to get within five foot...outside the ring', well this is good because whilst she's not adverse to meeting you outside the ring, she's realistic about the size of your endowment...
:steve I see, but she lost me with her big words, I mean what the hell is 'acquiesce'?
*Both men look puzzled*
:ace I dunno, but I'd sure love to acquiesce her peachy ass...
*Both men laugh as The Ace pulls out a pocket dictionary and flicks through it*
:ace Ah here it is...acquiesce...verb...to assent tacitly; submit or comply silently or without protest; agree; consent: as in to acquiesce halfheartedly in a business plan...well what do you know? You really do learn something new every day...
*The Ace puts the dictionary away and the two men grin at the camera*
:ace I guess she's trying to prove to you she's worth you're time because she's smart aswell as sexy...
:steve Makes sense...makes sense...
*Steve nods*
:ace Man, you know what you should have done, she specifically said 'if I find a real man,' that means that she is looking and she was testing you man, that was your chance to really step up...
*Steve hangs his head low, ashamed he missed the chance...The Ace puts a hand on his friend's shoulder...*
:ace Worry not my friend, for she made a point of using the words '@#%$', 'grope' and 'rip' all in the same sentence, which means she's still very much interested, she's also desperate for a 'necklace'...that may be the golden key right there...
*Steve perks up*
:steve I'll get her a necklace...yes that'll work...
:ace That a boy!
:steve How did you become such an expert about these things?
:ace Years of dating psychologists in college man, all the beautiful girls study psychology, I mean its understandable, you don't need brains to babble that @#%$...I guess it rubbed off on me a little...
:steve I bet there was a bit more than just a little rubbing going on then...
*The Ace raises his eyebrow with a smirk, he knew both men already knew there obviously was*
:steve So what are you doing for Decimation, challenging Snake?
:ace I think I proved my point to that jackass, he knows where I am if he wants to make a big deal of it, that is if he even regains consciousness by then...
:steve Yeah...and to think it was all over a shirt...
:ace Damn right, it was all over my favourite shirt...do you know how much those dry cleaning bills cost? And that reminds me...
*The Ace looks dead into the camera*
:ace You're very welcome Mr X...this scared pup as you put it saved fed the big dog his dinner, and now you owe me one, but not just yet, I'll get back to you about that when the time is right...because you know what they say, don't you X, keep your friends close...but your enemies closer...
*The Ace smirks as he pats Steve on the back*
:ace Come on Steve, let's go and see what we can pick out for your new girlfriend...and don't worry you weren't the only one 'pointing' at Dru...its perfectly natural...and to be expected with a fine piece of ass like that...
:steve Man, I'm so relieved to hear you say that, I thought I might embarass myself...
*Both men laugh and start walking off*
:steve Hey man, can I drive the Porsche this time?
:ace No
:steve Can I at least borrow the dictionary?
:ace Sure...
*The Ace throws the little book in the air as they walk, Steve catches it behind his back, with a smirk...*
:ace Niiicee...with moves like that how can she resist?
*Steve starts flicking through the dictionary*
:steve Hehe...flatulent...
*The scene fades*
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Post by The Ace on Feb 7, 2010 9:30:13 GMT -5
Everybody has 15 minutes of fame...even Red Fusion
Below are some of the best moments when The Smokin' Aces poke fun at XHF Superstar, Red Fusion...
Aired July 2nd, 2007 -The Smokin' Aces share their thoughts on XHF superstar Red Fusion...
*The scene opens in The Smokin' Aces lockerroom, where The Ace is sat alongside his protege, Steve Awesome, both men are watching Red Fusion's last promo end...*
:ace Are you seriously telling me you couldn't beat this guy?
*Steve lowers his head in shame*
:ace I mean not only is he stupid, but it appears he has lost track of all time, now I could go ahead and pull a Spike Kane and correct Red's mistakes through video evidence, but everybody knows I prefer to do things in a much more faster and much more efficient way...
*The Ace smirks as he brings a sledgehammer into shot*
:ace So I'll make it easy and just tell you how history really unfolded, and so that you have some hope of following events as I recap them I will go through them in chronological order...because I wan't even working for this company at last year's Decimation...
*The Ace smiles*
:ace No...our story begins much earlier than you seem to recall... just over two years ago infact, at the Retribution Preshow in April 2005...you had challenged me to a non-title match because you believed I couldn't beat you in two successive matches but more I think because you wanted to keep the gold around your waist for a precious few more days, anyhow, it turned out it really didn't matter because what happened?
*The Ace turns to Steve who shrugs but the two share a smirk as The Ace raises an eyebrow at the camera...*
:ace That's right...I whooped your piddly ass and got the victory...
*Steve brings his hands to cover his mouth and his eyes widen in mock shock...*
:ace Of course, that was just a prelude to my main victory which came a few days later at Retribution in that now infamous 'Your Title or Your Titties' Match for your Hardcore Championship...and guess what happened?
*The Ace turns to Steve who again shrugs as the two men grin*
:ace That's right I whooped your piddly ass again...
*Steve slaps his cheeks with both hands, utterly flabbergasted*
:ace Not once, but twice I have beaten you, haha, some might even say in two straight successive falls, they were successive matches after all, but since you refuse to learn from history the first time around, how fortunate you are then that it shall repeat itself at the Birthday Show this year and you are once again walking in with a belt that needs to have its credibility restored, and I shall be the one to restore it, just as I did for my first XHF title, the Hardcore Championship which I took from you all that while back...but even that wasn't enough for me back then because as I'm sure you recall, I did what any true cut-throat outlaw would do and took your fiance and made her my bitch...
*The two men laugh as they high five each other*
:ace But this isn't even about that big dumb blonde, no this is about the fact that you insist on acting like one by falsifying the facts and making them fit your twisted perceptions, which would be a great skill to have if we worked for the justice system of this backwards country, but we don't, we work for XHF and the only thing that matters is whooping ass and claiming titles and I shall be the one to put you on trial Red, in my ring, where I and I alone am judge...jury...and executioner of your title reigns and your mediocre career...
*The Ace grins*
:ace At the Birthday show, Red Fusion shall bear witness to the ultimate Gold Fusion as I unify the United States and European Championships to become the Real World Champion...that's right, for everybody knows he who holds Europe and America in the palms of his hands truly rules the world...but fear not my friend, for I shall be the only one who truly exemplifies and brings any real meaning to your name, you see my fusion of the two superpowers with a third, namely me...will leave you more red faced than you already are right now...
*The Ace chuckles, clearly amused by his own word play*
:ace I know, I know, you're going to say I'm overlooking Kuroi in all of this, but why the hell shouldn't I? I mean its obvious he hasn't been the same since I smashed his face into the glass with a stunning fameacer from the cage wall or superkicked him off the bridge through the spanish announce table in that Crash Landing Match at Night of Champions a few months back...I'm sure you can remember that Red, that was the match where everybody finally took note as I did what nobody thought I could and became the X*Crown Champion...my point is if I can overcome damn near impossible odds once, I can damn sure do so again...and that is exactly what I intend to do, you see I felt the glory of sitting on top of the world once and unifying titles at Retribution this year when I beat Scorpion for the WWO World Title and made it an integral part of the X*Crown legacy, and by God I miss the thrill of it all almost as much as I miss the X*Crown title which was stolen from me by an even bigger fliuke artist and pain in the ass than you Red...
:steve Is that even possible?
:ace Well obviously it is because Red thinks beating Spike whilst his on some downward spiral is any achievement to be proud of...hell if it was then even I could bring up the fact that I have beaten him as many times as I've beaten you...and that's twice, incase you weren't paying attention earlier, I mean for crying out loud Spike has gone from great to jobber faster than anything I've ever seen, but hey it seems he isn't the only whining bitch around here...
*The Ace smirks*
:ace You see Red, I know you like to be unoriginal sometimes and maybe watching Dru Diamond's promos you felt a certain connection there that compelled you to use the same lines she used against Steve, I mean after all she does have red hair whilst you have red...
*The Ace looks confused as he turns to Steve*
:steve ...fusion?
:ace Yeah, whatever the hell that is, anyway I guess its to be expected that you can't think of anything original to say anymore, but you see you may have beaten Steve - the very man who chased away the only other female whore besides Tara that XHF currently had after just one victory to show her the meaning of true competition...
:steve Yeah....her sister needs help indeed...
*Steve chuckles to himself as The Ace conntinues*
:ace But you, Red, haven't ever beaten me and believe me that's the one thing that will not change even after the Birthday Show, you see a lot of things do change, we've changed but the fact that I whooped your ass as a rookie twice before never will, see you can claim you're not that man anymore, I don't care, the fact is I've got nothing to prove to anyone...certainly not you nor Kuroi...or Bongo for that matter either...this match is simply about the gold and representing a wealth of nations with true British pride...so as you say it really is one of the biggest nights in XHF history...
*The Ace nods*
:ace But if I were you Red, I would worry less about the Phoenix Championship being axed and more about the fact that it is you who are stood on the steps of the guillotine, staring into the eyes of your executioner, who in true medieval English tradition shall behead the enemies of my nation...
*The Ace puts his sledgehammer aside*
:ace I do however have one question for you Red? What the hell has you beating MGK got to do with anything, what is that supposed to impress me or intimidate me? Because it doesn't, now I have never faced him but even I know that he doesn't matter anymore, just another promising name flushed down the tubes after he got his ass handed to him by Tara...but Red if the upper hand is really what you want...then at the Birthday Show...The Upper Hand is exactly what you'll get, perhaps followed by Russian Roulette, FameAcer or even the Ace-Plant...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace See if I have my way you won't be walking out of the arena at all, much less with both the European and United States Championships and the only thing that will have been proven to the world by the end of the night is that the more things change...the more they stay the same...and that this isn't so much the era of the Fusion as much as it is the error of the Fusion...now Red, you've made your intentions known, allow me to do the same, you see as long as I am in that ring you will be nowhere near being recognised as one of the greats, although you might experience a somewhat humbling grand slam back down to Earth...you say nothing can stop you, nothing will ever stop you...
*Both men laugh at the very idea of Red Fusion being unstoppable*
:ace We'll see Red...we'll see...
*The scene fades on the Smokin' Aces still heartily laughing*
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Post by The Ace on Feb 7, 2010 9:37:27 GMT -5
theace83 Site Owner Posts: 68 Aired July 4th 2007 - Yet more fun at the expense of Red Fusion..
*The scene opens as The Ace rides into the XHF parking lot on his Harley Davidson Custom Red and Black 883C Sportster, complete with the Union Jack on the back which we haven't seen The Ace use in a while now, clad in leather jacket, jeans and shades but sans helmet...The Ace revs the engine because he likes the sound and also to get the attention of various road crew members as he smirks arrogantly...suddenly Steve Aweaome comes running up to him...*
:steve Woah man, nice bike! Does this mean I can have your Porsche?
*The Ace turns off the engine and turns to his friend, amused by the expectant look on his face, The Ace then lowers his shades over the bridge of his nose and smirks...*
:ace Which one?
*Steve's eyes light up, clearly there was some hope*
:steve The Carerra GT?
:ace No.
:steve The 911 GT3 then?
:ace Nope.
:steve That only leaves your real favourite, the one you wouldn't part with for anything on this earth...the 959?
:ace Erm...
*Steve smiles and nods, could this be his lucky day?*
:ace No chance mate...
*Steve seems disheartened*
:steve Thought so...
*In an effort to hide his disappointment, Steve quickly changes the subject as The Ace dismounts from his bike...*
:steve So...is Deathtrain really Red Fusion's brother?
:ace You got me there kid, I did not know that myself...meh, you learn something new everday...
*The tone of sarcasm there was obvious, The Ace knew Deathtrain couldn't be Red's brother, but for the life of him he coudln't remember who it was...*
*The Ace shrugs*
:ace Of course you know it could all be bollocks, best not to put any faith in anything Red says anymore, I mean it only makes sense a man who grasps so little of the simple facts of life is hardly going to know who is in his own family with any appreciable accuracy, now is he?
:steve But if it is true, that's one @#%$ up family...
:ace Deathtrain had real talent in the beginning, but if he is Red's brother it all fits in, the no talent gene obviously finally kicked in and really screwed him up...
:steve Yeah...unless...Red didn't mean Deathtrain, and this brother, whoever he is, got attacked by you in a high profile match like Deathtrain did at Night of Champions Five, like you've told me many times...who else did you hit and run from? Uh...
:ace First of all I didn't run from Deathtrain, no I merely made a strategic withdrawal after humiliating him on the grand stage by taking his title from him by force...
:steve Right...
:ace Second, maybe I did attack Red's brother at some point, I honestly can't recall...
:steve Yeah, years of loose women, wild parties and strong booze will do that to you...
:ace But then I've attacked so many people over the years that it doesn't really matter...
:steve Hey, maybe Red is making it all up again, as usual...
:ace Most likely...
:steve Or maybe Red is like Hulk Hogan, you know calling everybody brother for no apparent reason...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace Hey, he's got the red down after all, or at least will have when I make him bleed, all he needs now is the yellow, but that too will come when the severity of my beating has him vommiting his guts out...
*Steve looks disgusted by the idea, as The Ace laughs*
:steve Moving swiftly on, hey you know what's funny? Red thinks we both talk alot...
*Steve laughs*
:ace Of course we do, that's what cutting a promos all about, talking the talk before we walk the walk, and believe me Red, you'll be very lucky if I let you walk out after the way you've been flapping your gums...but I must thank you for noticing, your powers of observation will serve you well this Monday when you shall observe the rising of a new Champion, hell whilst I cannot promise absolutely that I will be a double champion, I can guarantee that you at least will be seeing double by the end of the night...
*The Ace smirks as he casually leans against the motorcycle*
:ace See Red you can wish and hope for both the US and European titles all you want, but when you damn God in the same sentence, you play right into the hands of the Devil...and you my friend are staring at the face of Satan as we speak...
:steve That gimmick was cool, you going back to it?
:ace I was thinking about it, I mean Red mentioned the bike and that got me jogging down memory lane...and then I thought hey, I'm a Smokin' Ace, hell I'm the original Smokin' Ace...I'm a badass and everybody knows every true badass needs a bike...
:steve That's true...does that mean I get one?
*The Ace grins but says nothing more on the subject*
:ace Even if I don't win any gold on Monday...
:steve As if that will happen...
:ace I know, but the least I can do is indulge his dreams a little before I crush them...
:steve Ah I see...good plan...
*Steve nods, approvingly*
:ace Why, thank you very much, I thought so too...
*The two men flash a cheesy grin at the camera*
:ace Red, you see you at least have promised that I will be walking out, now I make no such promises and that is the difference between us, not the only one mind you, but still one worthy of note...see you talk about being a true Champion in the eyes of a real Champion, why Red? When its painfully obvious that you are neither and never will you be, but that's hardly surprising is it, I mean I've already said several times that you have no comprehension for facts and what they are, so its hardly surprising that you have no understanding of what is real or what is true...that is why at the Birthday show, I shall help you realise that the pain is very real, and my claims of being a champion at the end of the night are very true indeed...
*The Ace grins as Steve smiles, clearly impressed*
:ace Again with the importance of the pinfall or submission, yes I can understand your eagerness Red to stress those eventualities for it is in the nature of the condemned man to try and understand the fate before it befalls him, some way to get a handle on it all - some way to escape its embrace even when it is impossible, just as it is for you Red...your fate is sealed, it will be delivered in one of the three ways you mentioned, via pinfall, submission or even knockout...and then Red I hope you can be happy that it is a definitive victory, where there will no excuses for you, no room for doubt and no chance of a quick recovery...
*Both men laugh*
:steve Red is congratulating you a lot on winning these days you know...
:ace As well he might, because deep down in his heart he knows that time is ticking away on his reign, why else do you think he says things like 'big whoop' and 'woopdie doo'? They sound like big whoops, and whoopsie daisy, that's why and he's practicing on how he will apologise to the crowd for coming up so short at the Birthday Show...
:steve But he's Red Fusion, doesn't he always come up short anyway?
:ace Snowy did mention that yes, but this isn't about that, and also I'm happy Red is getting in the habit of congratulating me because after the Birthday Show, he'll have even more reason to keep it up...
:steve I heard he needs viagra to do that...
:ace Geez man, I'm trying to cut a serious promo here and I don't want the network executives pulling the plug because of one too many dick jokes...
:steve Sorry man...
*Steve lowers his head in shame*
:ace Red you say I suck because I lost, everybody loses at one time or another, even you, something you know you cannot refute, so by your reasoning everybody sucks and that includes you...well I say, at least you managed to get something right at last, you do indeed suck...yes I lost to Hardaway, but that doesn't matter because he's not here and I am...and just like I cut short his career, I will do the same to yours, especially if you keep talking @#%$ the way you have been...
*The Ace sighs, obviously quite annoyed*
:ace You say you overlooked the facts and just concentrated on whether I got the win because you don't care about anything else, well Red, at least you're starting to realise that you have a tendency to skip or falsify facts, but still if only the fact of my win interests you, then my friend, you are going to be very interested by the end of our match because win is exactly what I intend to do...but again, don't worry too much about recalling the details Red, chances are you wont even remember them, and I suppose the positive part of that is you'll have nothing to falsify...
*Both men laugh*
:ace 'A sledgehammer wielding piece of @#%$ from jolly ol' England' you say, well I must say that is original, well done ol' boy...jolly good show...tally-ho...
*Both men laugh*
:steve I say ol' chap, that Red Fusion, what a ghastly fellow...
:ace Never mind ol' bean, we shall have a spot of tea and perhaps a game of golf after this...
:steve That sounds splendid, absolutely splendid, we are The Smokin' Aces after all...
:ace Though you know not literally smoking, Steve, old sport, what with the ban and all...hahaha...
:steve Oh good point, hahaha, I completely forgot about that you know, still at least it goes a long way in keeping the filth out of your country I suppose...
:ace Oh you mean strange fellows like Red Fusion?
:steve Oh...hahaha...you are on tip top spiffing form today good sir...good show...good show...
:ace Tis the English wit you know, such a nation of charmers we are to the old birds...
*Both men suddenly cough and shake their heads furiously*
:ace Sorry, don't know quite what happened there, part of a gang you say, such typical American thinking, a true English gent such as myself never aspires to be in a gang of any kind, and I weep when I think of how such American ideals have polluted the youth of my nation, but after Monday, it will be the beginning of change as the misguided youth shall bear witness to a new US and European Champion, one that epitomises class, honour and nobility...a contradiction in terms you might say coming from a man with a sledgehammer and a small army of lovers, but if I am to live and work in your country then clearly explicit sex and brutal violence is the only way you people understand anything...
*The Ace shrugs, then turns to Steve*
:ace Do I intimidate you Steve? Are we only friends because I scare you?
*Steve is huddled on the floor, cowering at The Ace's feet, he looks up...*
:steve Wh- What di - did you say, Boss?
*Both men laugh as The Ace helps Steve to his feet and pats him on the back*
:ace Red, you say nobody cares about me, well I wouldn't have it any other way, and so far as you not being intimidated, sure it sounds like a valiant claim, but whether there's any truth behind it still remains to be seen...you think I will fail based purely on the grounds that the only commonality I have with your other opponents is throwing out a gay joke or two? Well I must say that is very queer reasoning indeed...
*The Ace smirks*
:ace It doesn't make sense at all, but then you seldom do...I'm glad you finally get the point that I want to and will kick your piddly ass again, just as surely as you have brought up the names of Spike and MGK again, your only real claims to fame, too bad it doesn't phase me in the least, because I have beaten you twice, just as I have Spike, MGK I've never faced, and William Spencer, well I beat him in our one and only encounter to date, so all in all that little list of victims is not nearly as impressive as you think it is...
*The Ace shakes his head, clearly disappointed by Red's attempts to sound impressive*
:ace I don't think I am the greatest wrestler since Andre the Giant, even if certain areas of my anatomy may remind you of his sheer size, or at least they would if it weren't tucked away in my jeans right now...but I digress, you say you will prove I'm not again....well you haven't even proven it the first time yet...never mind again, and before you fire back at me with, well there's always a first time for everything, the fact is only clueless optimists ignorant to reality say that...I on the other hand am a realist and as such have no time or need for such cliche thinking...and as for C.R's victory over me, well it was an even bigger fluke than Kevin Hardaway's, but since you are clearly neither one of those men, their victories over me are irrelevant to our match this Monday...
*The Ace sighs*
:ace My god man, that pathetic attempt at sign language didn't even make sense, I mean you obviously thought of me as some simpleton when sign language is infact the primary code of communication for the deaf...not stupid you moron...
*Steve does random non sensical hand motions in the air*
:steve Did...You...Understand...That...You...Stupid...Jackass?
*Both men laugh and shake their heads at Red Fusion's idiocy*
:ace If you are better than me when I have already beaten you twice, that must make me pretty damn fantastic...which everybody already knows I am but still...the only thing I will realise on Monday is my destiny to be champion, whilst the only thing you will realise is just how wrong you are...you see whilst Bongo may not be a serious threat to you, I am more than helping you tick away the seconds of your reign Red, I am the hands of time...and on Monday those hands will choke the life out of you and your reign...and then just as surely as time passes, you shall pass into unconsciousness as you realise the demise and dual loss you speak of is not mine, but rather it is yours...
:steve Oh that reminds me, my watch keeps dual time you know...I can be here at a certain time and instantly know what time it is in any major city of the world...now...ain't that 'bout a bitch?
*Steve seems genuinely excited as he thrusts his wrist in The Ace's face, tapping the face his rather cheap watch...The Ace takes a step back and seems genuinely intrigued...*
:ace Oh wow, let me take a closer look dude...
*Steve happily takes the watch off and hands it to The Ace, who tosses it lightly in the palm of his hand before holding it up and inspecting it from all angles, the sides, top, upside down, bottom...The Ace nods before dropping it on the floor...and placing a foot and grinding it against the concrete...*
:ace Just watch Red...you're time is nearly up...
:steve Dude...what did you do that for?
*The Ace pats Steve on the shoulder as the two men head towards the arena*
:ace I never knew you had a fan club man...
:steve Yeah Nelly is part of it, its great we even have our own song...
*Steve then suddenly bursts into song*
:steve “DA DA DAAAA, "his name is Awesome, AWESOME, he's better than you, his name is Awesome, Awesome he's the best in the world! He gets all the girls, including your mothers, OH there is no other, quite like Steve…..you better believe….that he will win the fight using his Awesome might, because he is Awesome!”
*The Ace looks at his friend strangely but grins as he pats him on the back...*
:ace Steve...buddy...have you seen my sledgehammer?
*The Ace raises an eybrow...Steve swallows hard as he gets the point that he should shut up now...*
:ace Good show my boy...well done...
*The two men enter the arena to prepare for their respective matches tonight, with the whole world left wondering just where the hell is Kuroi as the scene fades...*
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Post by The Ace on Feb 7, 2010 9:40:40 GMT -5
theace83 Site Owner Posts: 68 Aired July 4th, 2007 - The Ace can't remember attacking CR, so is he having memory problems?
*The scene opens now in the Smokin' Aces locker-room where The Ace and Steve are sat watching Red Fusion's message on a moniror...*
:ace Oh...that attack...well I'm glad that clears all that up, it would have bugged me for months otherwise...but you know I still don't quite recall it, its very vague...
*The Ace turns to Steve sharply and looks him dead in the eyes*
:ace YOU AND YOUR DAMN TEQUILA! JUST A FEW SHOTS YOU SAID, WONT DO YOU ANY HARM YOU SAID, AND NOW LOOK AT ME I CAN'T EVEN RECALL WHAT HAPPENED IN APRIL LAST YEAR...
:steve I'm sorry man, I didn't know -
*Steve stops as he realises a grin across The Ace's lips, Steve looks around, no sledgehammers around, Steve breathes a sigh of relief, The Ace turns to the camera...*
:ace Oh Red...so sue me, I couldn't recall a little insignificant attack on your equally insignificant brother...I mean for God's sake man I didn't even know Code Red, CR, the Face of Fuckdom or whatever he calls himself was your brother, I feel sorry for him already, and now its obvious that bringing one stupid idiot into the world wasn't enough...or maybe they were hoping one of you would be the smart one...
*The Ace shrugs*
:ace Oh well we can't have it all sometimes can we? Anyway I guess it just goes to show how unimportant and insignificant you and your entire family are to me, I obviously have better things to do with my time than recall the glory of every little assault I've ever dished out...
:steve Booze, Booobs and Barbecues, Baby!
*Steve gives a cheesy thumbs up*
:ace Exactly! You see Red, what I actually corrected you on earlier was Decimation, I wan't there for last year's Decimation, Decimation, Red...I never said anything about Retribution, and quite clearly I was there for Retribution, and it seems I got that in spades, now, didn't I? So Holy Toledo, I blanked out the masssacre of your brother and in correcting me you still got something wrong, well gee Red I'm sure you'd make a great defence attourney...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace So it seems my facts were already checked and occurred as I said they did, the fact is some were simply missing, but even though you've been so kind as to fill in the blanks, it still doesn't help your case much...all that proves is that I can take out your brother, and that means I can sure as hell take out you aswell, hell I've already done it twice...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace Tonight, I shall illustrate through a severe beating on Kuroi exactly the kind of thing you're in for at the Birthday show, don't you worry...and then after Monday, when I am a double champion and cashing in even bigger paychecks, none of this will matter...you will not matter, Red...and it doesn't matter to me if you don't watch all of my promo, so you can call it bullshit...people often do call that which they do not understand bullshit, it still does not change the facts for what they are, and Red, Deathtrain may be no relation, however I still find it ironic that you choose to steal the way he liked to end his stuff, all that tick tocking stuff...how unoriginal...how Red Fusion...
*The Ace laughs, he turns to Steve...*
:ace Right now that's out the way... have we got that 'Train Your Brain' manual anywhere, that one that's supposed to improve your memory through puzzles and brain teasers, I don't want to have another mental black out, its embarassing...
*Steve searches through his bag, and pulls out the little hand book and smiles at his friend...*
:ace Good, pick one at random, let's do this, I'm already in good physical condition for tonight, but good mental conditioning is important also...
*Steve flicks through the book and picks one out*
:steve True...ready?
*The Ace nods*
:steve Ok...which animal completes this sequence...fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, goat, cow?
*The Ace looks terrified*
:ace HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
*The Ace buries his face in the back of th couch, not wanting to face that he did not have a clue...*
:steve No, I don't think that's the answer...
*The Ace doesn't respond, and instead stays fixed in position, as the camera fades...*
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Post by The Ace on Feb 7, 2010 9:47:32 GMT -5
Aired July 6th, 2007 - The Smokin' Aces first use of their nowinfamous catchphrase and taunt...
*The scene opens in the dimly lit locker-room of The Ace, shrouded in partial darkness The Ace steps forward and looks dead into the camera...*
:ace Click...doomsday...
*The Ace laughs as the lights return to normal, the camera pans around to see Steve Awesome standing by the light switch before focusing back on The Ace...*
:ace Sorry Red, just the way you ended that promo, I couldn't resist it because you sounded so unoriginal and quite of frankly that threat coming from you seemed completely out of character, but I guess any ignorant American who holds the European title without truly understanding or appreciating the countries he represents is always out of character really...but I digress...Red I'm sure you know that history is littered with people who have predicted a doomsday or an armageddon and been wrong, you my friend are not the first and you damn sure wont be the last, of that I am certain...speaking of history, you know it is said that it is written by the winners, and if that truly is the case, I have no doubt that I will have a lot to write within its annals after my victory at the Birthday Show...
*The Ace grins*
:ace You know Red, it is also said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and yes you did make short work of the Destroyers using a short cut I would have used myself, hell I know that anyone can end a match quickly with a few sledgehammer shots, its hardly impressive but it gets the job done, and I guess that's all that mattered to you out there, so well done for copying my techniques to win a match, and why did you resort to them, because you knew my techniques are successful would guarantee you a victory...but whilst you may have had the freedom and the chance to use my equalizer to win your handicap match, I will give you no such means or opportunity...and Bongo has fallen victim to it once already by your hand so I highly doubt he will not have learned from his mistakes, see Bongo may be a lot of things but I know he's not an idiot in that ring, he knows what's at stake, just as well as we both do, of course the upshot of all this is that you will not be able to shortcut your way to victory again...no you will actually have to wrestle this time against both Bongo and myself...see Wednesday night was your perfect opportunity to prove that you could out wrestle two men just as you will have to on Monday if you want to win, hell it was your opportunity to prove you could out wrestle Bongo for God's sake...and you wasted it and in the process proved nothing except that you could cheat your way to victory, just like everybody else can...hell I could have cheated against Kuroi but I wanted a legitimate win to prove that I deserved the spot the management made me earn by defeating Kuroi...with an equaliser you earn nothing, you simply attain it quicker, regardless of whether you deserve it or not, I know this better than most...so Red I guess what I'm really saying is if respect is important to you, earn everything, that is the true way to silence your doubters and raise the prestige of your belt...of course such things are not really important to me, I'd rather beat respect out of people and care only about the victory and being able to call myself a Champion...
*The Ace smiles as he shrugs*
:ace You see Red, a lot of people regard you as the monster of the Revival, and those same people call Kuroi a monster, and now given the fact that I hold solid undeniable victories over both of you, what kind of beast does that make me? Furthermore, what kind of beast of burnished gold shall I become after the Birthday Show?
*The Ace raises an eybrow, questioningly whilst smirking*
:ace Red, it is one thing to claim to know all of my tricks, it is quite another to steal them for yourself...but I promise you that you will not steal anything from me ever again, so I hope you enjoyed the feeling of power and dominance wielding that sledgehammer gave to you, because it will be the last time you ever feel like that again, you hypocrite...yes I remember you distinctly calling me a 'sledgehammmer wielding piece of @#%$'...and Red, you may say I'm a hypocrite also for criticising your tactics when I would have done no less in a similar situation, however, I am not, I am simply your harhest critic, the one you must prove wrong but ultimately will fail to do so once I force you to return to your typical form of loss after loss after loss on Monday, yes, for you it shall not be so much a double whammy of gold but rather a double whammy of defeat, oh yes Red...
*The Ace smirks as he cracks his neck and rolls his shoulders*
:ace WHAM!
*The Ace holds up his fingers as he counts*
:ace One...two...three...the winner of the first fall and New XHF European Champion...The Ace...
*The Ace grins*
:ace WHAM!
The Ace holds up his fingers again as he counts*
:ace One...two...three...the winner of the second fall and New XHF United States Champion...The Ace...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace And the only thing you'll gain from the match is a woozy state of semi consciousness and a strange feeling of deja vu...unless of course I decide to pin or make Bongo submit this time...you know purely for the sake of variety...
*The Ace smirks*
:ace You say I pulled out the win just barely, well here's an idea and get your eyes tested because I don't know what match you were watching but I wasn't struggling to win, merely pacing myself, unlike you who knew you would lose unless you did something so desperate, which is exactly what you did, and that desperation will be your downfall into despair at the sixth annual Birthday Show...and the differences between us Red are not what you state them to be, there are differences between us no doubt but they have yet to be illustrated...but fear not, for they will be drawn to your attention as readily as your own blood on Monday...you are not better than either Bongo or myself simply because you have no proof of that, the only thing you have is that European Championship, but that soon will change...not least because you fail to trcognise the importance of this 'psycho babble' as ring psychology and its importance in conditioning, proving to me that you don't really understand too much of anything, least of all this business...but I will admit that my time is far too precious to waste correcting all the things you get wrong oh so frequently...speaking of my time, it is nearly at hand...
*The Ace smiles*
:ace What's the matter Red? I thought you enjoyed being childish, I mean you are so good at it after all, but I will say I have no doubt that Red Fusion will make his mark once again, yes I have no doubt the bloody outline of your broken body will be enough of a mark for you to leave behind, and as for you being undefeated since your title win, well all I can say is everything has an end, without death, there cannot be birth so everything has to die, and the death of your streak and your reign will be the start of the death of the Revival which will in turn ensure XHF enjoys another year of its life without you Revival piddly asses clogging its arteries and making the company terminally ill...but I must digress, everything that shines must dull, and so too must the shining moment of your career - and it shall when you no longer have the European title, but I'm glad it means everything to you Red - that will make my victory that much sweeter...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace Red, you couldn't be a smart ass even if you tried - oh wait, you did, point proven I guess, anyway everybody knows the personal problems I faced during my last title run, and if you don't understand that then frankly you are the polar opposite of a smart ass, dumb ass, but no matter because on Monday you will face a bad ass...
*The Ace grins*
:ace And then Red, it will not mattter how ready, more than ready, you think you are, it wont matter how hard you train, how many vitamins you take or how religiously you pray to any deity you believe in, because I am the face of Satan...and on Monday, you and Bongo will endure a special type of Hell, just like Congo prophecized for you Bongo...and unfortunately for you Bongo, the only hot girls you will see are the ones that are down with the Devil after my victory...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace To pull a victory seemingly from out of nowhere is a skill I have, and it something I'm proud of because when I win, you never see it coming, just when you think I'm getting crushed as you put it, I come out on top...and you know what, something tells me that the two of you will be just as stunned as Kuroi by the end of Monday Night...and Red, to be quite honest I have studied all your matches and combining that with my personal experience against you and what Steve has told me, I can confidently say that there is nothing new I can learn from you, there's nothing you could pull that would surprise me and most of all there's nothing you could throw at me that I'm not already well prepared for...see even if I sat here and vowed and promised to win both titles, it would be nothing you haven't already promised or vowed to do yourself...the fact is you may believe that you're not going to quit, that you're not going to back down, but what you need to realise is that my victory will quite simply be much like the scale of your loss and the severity of the beating you will suffer...and that is it will be...beyond belief...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace Red, you say that you're going to go out there and annihiliate me, well quite frankly that's really just from the same school of thought as predicting doomsday, and we all already know how accurate those kinds of predictions can be, sure they sound impressive and any jackass can sing it...but Red, I highly doubt that you can bring it...though you are more than welcome to try...
*The Ace grins*
:ace Red, I'm a gambler and nobody has more appreciation or understanding for having the odds stacked against him than a gambler, and besides like you I too have come to triumph over the odds from time to time, when I won the X*Crown at Night of Champions being a prime example, nobody thought I was going to win, but I did...and they were even greater odds against me than there are now...you bring up your little tournament as an example, well that's hardly a very fair example, I mean you hand picked people you thought wouldn't pose a threat deliberately and even then the end of it didn't go to your liking when it was my buddy Steve who won an exclusive right to face you one on one...now granted he fell at the final hurdle, but it still would have been more impressive if the tournament was open, but of course you couldn't take that big a risk...see Red, you have a very limited vision, that is why you are quite happy to accept this match as your pinnacle, and if indeed you have reached your pinnacle then surely win or lose, the only way left for you is down...for me this match is not a pinnacle, merely an interlude before an even greater eventuality...the XHF World Heavyweight Championship...
* Off camera, Steve looks at his partner a little odd, obviously still fuming about coming so close only to be denied, The Ace does not notice or care*
:ace We have both had shots for these titles before and when I win, it will certainly be a highlight of my career, however not the definitive one...and yes I too have spent many years working to get to this point of my career, and on Monday, I shall be rewarded handsomely, however, you may be content to go slow and steady whilst I pass you by, but the fact is there is no race to be had against a purebreed stallion such as myself...so you can go at your own leisurely pace Red, you can watch me race by, because I prefer to live life in the fast lane...and the reason the management put you in this thing is simply to kill too birds with one stone, firstly to give the US title a new waist, since Rage didn't live up to the Champion he was billed to be and secondly to push you, to see if you are really worthy of that gold...and if you do win both falls, I will admit that you are...as for why I'm in this match, well I guess management see the potential of a great Champion, a potential I reiterated with my win over Kuroi and realise that I was never granted a rematch for my X*Crown, a title which itself represents multiple titles, so what better way to make upfor it than to give me a shot at two belts simultaneously? As for my disappearances, I always have a good reason for them and I need not justify them to you...and another thing, I am quite happy to work my way up, infact the only reason I would expect someone to give me a silver platter is if I could bash you in the head with it...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace You ask me what makes me different from those that have failed to take your European title, what makes me different and even better from all those you have proven wrong and even those you have beaten after they beat you first? Well, it's a good question, and you shall have your answer loud and clear by the end of our match as I get the gold...so Red, it really doesn't matter if you have a lot of nickels, because nickels can't buy you respect, gold or glory, but I'll tell you what, you gather up all those nickels and I will kick each and every one of them right down your throat...and then you will realise that is you who are in a mess and you who does not understand the consequences of the bullshit you speak...you see you can say you will win both titles and that the Revival will restore the credibility of the belts of this company, I could care less because the fact is neither of those belts are going to the Revival or the New Wave, they are simply coming to The Smokin' Aces...
*The Ace smirks*
:ace Red, if I were you I would worry less about AJ's agenda as Champion or as the face of the new generation of this company and more about the fate and devastation that awaits you at the Birthday Show...yes AJ finally won the big one, but will you be able to say the same...I think not...you see all you Revival bastards are is over hyped, overstated, over glorified and over the hill...and you Red, well you will just be plain over...see Rage realised he couldn't hack it anymore and decided to slink away...again, and if you think you can win both belts and shut me up in the process, then you are just proving my point by over hyping, overstating and over glorifying yourself by saying its not a matter of choosing a belt but rather a matter of time...all to impress your peers who to be quite honest probably don't give a @#%$ about you or your mission statement...but don't worry Red, I'll make sure that you get exactly what you deserve during the course of our match...and that is to have your piddly ass whooped by yours truly...and then you will realise that your hopes of winning both of the belts are just as imaginary as that poll you quoted...as for restoring the prestige of the belts, well I doubt that someone as stupid and ignorant as you could pull it off, I mean the way you seem to screw up the basic facts, you are just an embarrassment to the European Championship...and if you did get the US Championship, I have no doubt that you would be an embarassment to that too...
*The Ace laughs*
:ace The fact is that you can solemnly swear by your belt, the bible, your career the constitution or anthing else you like, the fact is you will step into my court of law and be judged and sentenced by Satan himself...and then Monday in Minnesota at the Birthday Show...the execution goes public...in front of an worldwide audience, in front of the millions, the huddled masses with their signs and novelty foam hands, and Red Fusion, you will indeed shock the wrestling world, but not by establishing yourself as one of the greatest, but quite the opposite infact, you will not be rocking any foundations, and the only thing you will drop is the ball...the only thing that will be laid to waste is your career, and the only thing to be proven once again is that The Ace can beat Red Fusion...see you just challenged a gambler to bet my ass, well it wont be my ass at stake...it will be yours, and that really is a bet worth the risk...
*Steve walks into shot and stands beside The Ace*
:ace But you are right about one thing Red, XHF must prepare for the dawning of a new era, an era where Aces are crowned Kings of the World and every man...
:steve Every average Joe...
:ace Will fall victim to panic, chaos and disorder...because you know what they say...where there's smoke...
:steve There's fire...
*Both men cross stand firm, their fists crossed over their crotches and both raise an eyebrow and smirk, before laughing...as the camera fades on that defiant image...*
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